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Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
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shouldn't that be "Martinisoakedgirl"GinSoakedGirl wrote:When mixing the perfect martini, ensure the top of your cocktail shaker is attached to the rest of it.
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back to the subject in hand, doors work best when opened
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Driveways are for cars to be parked on. Not for one to fall out of one's friend's car on.
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Didn't fall, but I got a good night's sleep (or whatever) in my driveway once with my pants for a pillow. That was an interesting awakening. So, driveways are okay for napping, as long as no one is going park on you.NYDingbat wrote:Driveways are for cars to be parked on. Not for one to fall out of one's friend's car on.
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23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
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WastelessPointOfTime wrote:Didn't fall, but I got a good night's sleep (or whatever) in my driveway once with my pants for a pillow. That was an interesting awakening. So, driveways are okay for napping, as long as no one is going park on you.NYDingbat wrote:Driveways are for cars to be parked on. Not for one to fall out of one's friend's car on.
I'd be skeeved! What with the bugs and wildlife and whatnot. Blech.
On a side note, my brand spankin' new HTC DNA phone had as pleasant a nap as you in the wet grass all night. Possibly a bit of rain as well. And it worked afterwards!
I never fall, so this was kind of a big deal. Especially since it was falling out of a car - preferable fall if ya ask me - much shorter distance to fall. Managed to prance around steak night at the swim club in 3.5" heels all night stewed - up and down stairs, a hill, dancing - but yet I fell out of my buddy's car from a sitting position upon returning home. Good times.
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That hedgerow may look soft and inviting now, but do not be surprised if in the morning it has become a bee and thorn filled nightmare frequently used as a thoroughfare for everything from shrews to badgers.
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Discussing football, politics and religion in the pub is a great way to get to know people in a pugilistic capacity.
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NEVER RUN OUT OF ICE!
did I already mention that? sorry.
also, have some sort of sparkling wine bev for weekend mornings. French toast and scrambled eggs are just not the same, without.
after a long hard night of hitting the bourbon and what-not, you need a refresher.
did I already mention that? sorry.
also, have some sort of sparkling wine bev for weekend mornings. French toast and scrambled eggs are just not the same, without.
after a long hard night of hitting the bourbon and what-not, you need a refresher.
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wear shoes when heading outside
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Yup, yup. Stops the dogshit from soiling your socks.Mr. Viking wrote:wear shoes when heading outside
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And remember, always park in the driveway, and drive in the parkway. You'll live longer.
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Only if you are of the US persuasion.Savage wrote:And remember, always park in the driveway, and drive in the parkway. You'll live longer.
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I am, guilty as charged.Palinka wrote:Only if you are of the US persuasion.Savage wrote:And remember, always park in the driveway, and drive in the parkway. You'll live longer.
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I think i might have broken a toe bumping into a kerbPalinka wrote:Yup, yup. Stops the dogshit from soiling your socks.Mr. Viking wrote:wear shoes when heading outside
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So which one did I nap in? It was between cars.Savage wrote:And remember, always park in the driveway, and drive in the parkway. You'll live longer.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there