Okay, here are a few things that I really feel need to be done (at least once) while loaded... and a few things that should be avoided. You're welcome.
1. Speak with a foreign accent all night. After about five cocktails, it will start feeling natural and start becoming really funny.
2. Throw bottles, and/or anything else made of glass, into the street. Trust me on this one. You don't realize how fucking cool this is until you do it loaded.
3. Don't pull out your contacts list and decide to call that friend or relative you haven't spoken to in years. Not matter what you think, this is not the perfect time to say "I love you man" or "we really need to hang out more."
4. Do decide to go ahead a rearrange the bottles behind the bar. You can organize them by size, color, or alphabetically. It's a little know fact that bartenders love and appreciate this.
5. Do take the opportunity to intrude on other peoples conversations followed by a big sloppy hug while telling them how much you love them.
6. Don't shave your pubes
7. If the bar you're in does not allow smoking, light up a cigarette and ask for an ashtray.
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Ah, lovely. You're one of the people who ensure I get a puncture on my bicycle every few months. Cheers!Cthulhu wrote: 2. Throw bottles, and/or anything else made of glass, into the street. Trust me on this one. You don't realize how fucking cool this is until you do it loaded.
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Do not attempt "magic tricks" that involve fire.
At least, no more than once.
At least, no more than once.
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I like all these things. Especially the glass and the smoking things. Mr. Stout, you need to get better tyres. i never get punctures, even when I go through glass
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Friend was insistent on that I had to learn some card trick while drunk. I managed to cut him over the eye brow somehow by accident with a card. I was referred to as "gambit" for a while after that.
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Well! I never.Cthulhu wrote: 2. Throw bottles, and/or anything else made of glass, into the street. Trust me on this one. You don't realize how fucking cool this is until you do it loaded.
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Do not operate any machinery more complicated than a corkscrew/bottle-opener (computers and mobile telephones, excepted).
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One night when my buddy was still dating his now wife, of 10yrs- A few of us went out drinking we somehow ended up at her dad's house. I am completely at a loss as to why, we were there and it's bugging me a bit now. But my buddy and I were polishing off a case on the front step which I'm pretty sure was already out of line for the neighborhood we were in. So to make sure everyone knew we shouldn't be there we emptied the case and threw every god damned bottle into the street. Breaking glass is extremely fun when you're drunk.
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And I've never done a magic trick but I have lit myself on fire for amusement thousands of times. Try not to do that while hammered anymore because of the time I went to Wisconsin with the Prof. and had breakfast with his family with a blister on my forehead.
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Damn. I was a good influence, for once (for a change).
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I have some pictures of me lighting up cigarettes in the bar after the smoking law was in effect in ny. sitting on the pool table, which i'm sure the pool players LOVED. they are in my photobucket...must find. (oh, and I think I ashed on the floor.)
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That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
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I think it was before your time actually. And I still do it while drinking I have just programed the autopilot not to do that anymore.Palinka wrote:Damn. I was a good influence, for once (for a change).
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This makes me so happy and proud! Cheers Big Ears!l... wrote:I have some pictures of me lighting up cigarettes in the bar after the smoking law was in effect in ny. sitting on the pool table, which i'm sure the pool players LOVED. they are in my photobucket...must find. (oh, and I think I ashed on the floor.)
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damn straight. drinking(and smoking ) with me is a fucking adventure. didn't say it was right.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
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