mistah willies wrote:Young Giant Man, what is up with that awesome avatar of the busted porcelain?
Dude....
It was at Invasion 1 the first meet up of cross country Drunkards not sanctioned by the board. I went to Rochester, NY. Crashed at Mayhem's, met up with several board members who resided there and another who flew in from Boston. Not sure what happened exactly but after drinking a good chunk of the day a group of us ended up back at Mayhem's. There may or may not have been more drinking who is to say. About 6am L… got up to go to the bathroom when she returned she proclaimed, "The toilet's broken. It's gone." And flopped back into bed. I asked, "Which is it broken or gone?" But she had already started snoring again. I went to get out of bed and noticed I was completely naked. I reached for my clothes but they were not there. I got some underwear and a t shirt out of my suitcase and went to investigate. All of my clothes had been used to sop up/build a small dam to contain the water from the broken toilet. Upon close examination I found a small red sore spot on my cheek and the toilet was in the condition you see in the photo. Luckily I had the presence of mind even in blackout mode to turn off the water supply or things might have been much worse. Most of the DSI occurred around 8:30am when others woke up and- Well after drinking all night the toilet is important in the morning. So it's condition was noted. At my cursory ^am examination I concluded it was merely broken not gone and rejoined L… in the bed. Around 9:30am the manager/maintenance guy showed up and put in a new toilet. I signed the tank lid and hear rumors it is still a trophy somewhere. I told Mayhem to let me know what they charged him and cut him a check for the damages. Unlike the Invasion tradition of Tequila Stuntmen the toilet smash never seemed to catch on.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
mistah willies wrote:Young Giant Man, what is up with that awesome avatar of the busted porcelain?
Dude....
It was at Invasion 1 the first meet up of cross country Drunkards not sanctioned by the board. I went to Rochester, NY. Crashed at Mayhem's, met up with several board members who resided there and another who flew in from Boston. Not sure what happened exactly but after drinking a good chunk of the day a group of us ended up back at Mayhem's. There may or may not have been more drinking who is to say. About 6am L… got up to go to the bathroom when she returned she proclaimed, "The toilet's broken. It's gone." And flopped back into bed. I asked, "Which is it broken or gone?" But she had already started snoring again. I went to get out of bed and noticed I was completely naked. I reached for my clothes but they were not there. I got some underwear and a t shirt out of my suitcase and went to investigate. All of my clothes had been used to sop up/build a small dam to contain the water from the broken toilet. Upon close examination I found a small red sore spot on my cheek and the toilet was in the condition you see in the photo. Luckily I had the presence of mind even in blackout mode to turn off the water supply or things might have been much worse. Most of the DSI occurred around 8:30am when others woke up and- Well after drinking all night the toilet is important in the morning. So it's condition was noted. At my cursory ^am examination I concluded it was merely broken not gone and rejoined L… in the bed. Around 9:30am the manager/maintenance guy showed up and put in a new toilet. I signed the tank lid and hear rumors it is still a trophy somewhere. I told Mayhem to let me know what they charged him and cut him a check for the damages. Unlike the Invasion tradition of Tequila Stuntmen the toilet smash never seemed to catch on.
lies!! all lies!!! ;) (p.s. I was just on drunkard chat..where were you? grr)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
Oggar wrote:
It was at Invasion 1 the first meet up of cross country Drunkards not sanctioned by the board. I went to Rochester, NY. Crashed at Mayhem's, met up with several board members who resided there and another who flew in from Boston. Not sure what happened exactly but after drinking a good chunk of the day a group of us ended up back at Mayhem's.
... I signed the tank lid and hear rumors it is still a trophy somewhere. I told Mayhem to let me know what they charged him and cut him a check for the damages. Unlike the Invasion tradition of Tequila Stuntmen the toilet smash never seemed to catch on.
Thank you young man. That is one hell of an escapade
You know, a tale that can bring tears of laughter mixed with ones of sadness can be told only by a true writer.
Oggar wrote:
It was at Invasion 1 the first meet up of cross country Drunkards not sanctioned by the board. I went to Rochester, NY. Crashed at Mayhem's, met up with several board members who resided there and another who flew in from Boston. Not sure what happened exactly but after drinking a good chunk of the day a group of us ended up back at Mayhem's.
... I signed the tank lid and hear rumors it is still a trophy somewhere. I told Mayhem to let me know what they charged him and cut him a check for the damages. Unlike the Invasion tradition of Tequila Stuntmen the toilet smash never seemed to catch on.
Thank you young man. That is one hell of an escapade
You know, a tale that can bring tears of laughter mixed with ones of sadness can be told only by a true writer.
Cheers good man.
even though he's A LIAR??? ha! ;)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
Young Lady Drunkard, you have the ability to break silences and hearts, and perhaps, toilets as well!
Well met.
DRINK!
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Yup. Hooked, line and sinker. Down the rabbit hole we go, so to speak.
Do tell?
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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