If noon passes on ANY day and your not drunk, something is terribly wrong.oettinger wrote:Àlmost there,
no there I am.
If noon passed on a saturday and you are not drunk hurry up or screw the whole fcking weekend altogether
Drunk?
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Re: Drunk?
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
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Re: Drunk?
hammer here on cheap gin and it is fucking crazy ass awesome dudes
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Re: Drunk?
OtisCampbell wrote:Yep.
Ayuh
The best time: the elevator goes up so fast your knees buckle
Hello floor
Soon
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Are You Drunk Enough?
Is that possible?
I would like to thank Wodka Vodka for my present, or, uncounted-for state of mind. Cheap and good. Just like my girl.
Hope you are drunk as well, MD'ers!!!!!!
I would like to thank Wodka Vodka for my present, or, uncounted-for state of mind. Cheap and good. Just like my girl.
Hope you are drunk as well, MD'ers!!!!!!
Pipe down, Otis!!!!
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Re: Drunk?
Getting drunk is great. Being drunk is fuckin great.
The journey and the destination, both awesome.
I'm well on my way
The journey and the destination, both awesome.
I'm well on my way
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Are You Drunk Enough?
Sounds like a challenge. And challenge accepted my friend.
Re: Are You Drunk Enough?
On your Maker's Mark.
Get Stoli.
Go!!
Get Stoli.
Go!!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Truth.
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Elevators can be brutal to my tattered stomach, especially going down sometimes tends to get my beer breakfest out.mistah willies wrote:
The best time: the elevator goes up so fast your knees buckle
Also "love in an elevator" should be the name of some awesome cocktail! Any suggestions?
Drink!
Re: Are You Drunk Enough?
Never enough. Was drunk shopping today. Will be followed later on by even drunker cooking. It will be a messy endeavor again, but just worth the fun part
Drink!
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Let's go drunk shopping sometime you German crazy dude.oettinger wrote:Never enough. Was drunk shopping today. Will be followed later on by even drunker cooking. It will be a messy endeavor again, but just worth the fun part
Now about that drunk cooking... Do tell
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Re: Are You Drunk Enough?
drunk enough?
only when I'm bordering on comatose (sadly happening more often as I have to work early and in a car)
only when I'm bordering on comatose (sadly happening more often as I have to work early and in a car)
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Re: Are You Drunk Enough?
As always, put everything roasted in a big casserole-dish and topped with lots of cheese. Just perfect for the drunken brain to work properly.mistah willies wrote:Now about that drunk cooking... Do tell
If I may ever cook for guests again though, I will recommend at least half a bottle of the liquor of their choice to be consumed before they might feast on my three-star-menu
Drink!