good quote from tonights episode.
"my wife is not a doobie to passed around. i vowed years ago to bogart her for the rest of my life."
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road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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i forgot how all of it went but it was something like this...... you put the beer in the coconunt and throw the can away.... anyway the beer can hit ned over the fence and ned says something gay to homer.
Homer: "ah man can't a guy drink alone on a wednesday morning."
Homer: "ah man can't a guy drink alone on a wednesday morning."
All my life was a laugh and a joke, a drink and a smoke and then i passed out on the floor... again and again and again and again and again...
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Barney: hey homer, thanks for asking me to your BBQ
Homer: great, you brought a whole keg!
Barney: yeah; where can i fill it up?
Invite to homers event : please come to my BBBQ
Lisa:whats the extra B for?
Homer:that stands for BYOBB
Lisa:whats that extra B for?
Homer:oh, that one's a typo
Homer: great, you brought a whole keg!
Barney: yeah; where can i fill it up?
Invite to homers event : please come to my BBBQ
Lisa:whats the extra B for?
Homer:that stands for BYOBB
Lisa:whats that extra B for?
Homer:oh, that one's a typo
mine's a pint
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homer:no t.v. and no beer makes homer go... something something
marge:go crazy?
homer:don't mind if i do... kdjafioflzxkjhf
marge:go crazy?
homer:don't mind if i do... kdjafioflzxkjhf
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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This is a favorite of mine that I use whenever possible....
The family is at a book store and Lisa finds the Duff Book of Records....
Lisa - It was actually used to help settle disputes in a bar.
Homer - Lisa said "bar"!! I'm off to Moe's!!
Homer runs out the store.
Marge - Homer!!! We never agreed to that!!!
The family is at a book store and Lisa finds the Duff Book of Records....
Lisa - It was actually used to help settle disputes in a bar.
Homer - Lisa said "bar"!! I'm off to Moe's!!
Homer runs out the store.
Marge - Homer!!! We never agreed to that!!!
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
It will hurt less if you don't struggle.
It will hurt less if you don't struggle.
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Damned if I can remember the exact context, however....
Moe: Sorry, Homer. Can't sell you any beer before (X amount of time) on sunday.
Homer: Aww... hey, what're you guys doing?
Carl and Lenny, standing in front of a line on the floor marked 'Drinking Time,' which is right in the path of a shaft of sunlight from the window.
Lenny: Waiting for drinking time!
Moe: Sorry, Homer. Can't sell you any beer before (X amount of time) on sunday.
Homer: Aww... hey, what're you guys doing?
Carl and Lenny, standing in front of a line on the floor marked 'Drinking Time,' which is right in the path of a shaft of sunlight from the window.
Lenny: Waiting for drinking time!