Sshh... Now that most of them have passed out, I'll let you in on a little secret: we're not real. We're just a figment of your drunkimationAmericanDrinker wrote:Sorry for bumping such a late post, but: After reading this post (1:40am, drinking for 2 hours now)...Palinka wrote:As always, The Magazine got here first with the beautiful article, "The Zen of Drinking Alone".
Read it and then get in touch with your inner-monkey.
I feel so much happier that I'm not alone. I knew people drank for the sake of drinking: But I've never seen so many REAL people!
This looks like an awesome forum. I hope there's room for AMERICAN (Texan!) drinkers? :)
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Just shnorted me aleSavage wrote:Sshh... Now that most of them have passed out, I'll let you in on a little secret: we're not real. We're just a figment of your drunkimation
Thanks La-
I mean, thanks Tex for creating me
Now create me DRUNK!
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Weird -- its like you're in my head. Spot on.
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You're never really drinking alone as long as the voices in your head are still talking.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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I don't need conversation as long as I have hand tools, or even power tools if I'm feeling frisky
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I love love love drinking alone. I love being social and drinking and hosting parties and drinking, but wow do I love drinking alone. The bartender knows your name and your pour and the DJ is a god among men.
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The voices tell me that this is the absolute truth. I asked the voices if they'd like a drink.. the reply was "Yes, you do."Patchez wrote:You're never really drinking alone as long as the voices in your head are still talking.
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I have a Dewalt drill. Maybe I should go make holes in something.Mr. Viking wrote:I don't need conversation as long as I have hand tools, or even power tools if I'm feeling frisky
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Animal, mineral, or vegetable? Or is it first come, first served?Savage wrote:I have a Dewalt drill. Maybe I should go make holes in something.Mr. Viking wrote:I don't need conversation as long as I have hand tools, or even power tools if I'm feeling frisky
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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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The voices in my head are back to back with pistols high. Their seconds stand nervously by as they await the command and count of twenty paces...Patchez wrote:You're never really drinking alone as long as the voices in your head are still talking.
It oughta be a fantastic weekend.
Glass is empty, more later unless I get lost between here and the liquor pantry...
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If'n I ain't drinking with folks, then I'm drinking by my lonesome. Full godsdamned stop.
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Sometimes, drinking alone is the best. All for me. That, and with Bob's Burger from time to time. Yeah, thanks alot for a new addiction, you devil you.
*hiccup*
Cheers
*hiccup*
Cheers
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I need your clothes, your boots, and your drinking alone.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Come with me if you want to drinkbooznik wrote:I need your clothes, your boots, and your drinking alone.
Drink!
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.oettinger wrote:Come with me if you want to drinkbooznik wrote:I need your clothes, your boots, and your drinking alone.
That'll be the sequel.
I grew up with Lady Lee brand milk; it was from Lucky's, which no longer exists here. We had cartons just like that in the fridge throughout my younger years.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo