The UK (for the moment) was described as being starstruck by Angelina Jolie (an honary Dame of the British Empire - no, really) at the recent Summit on Sexual Violence.
Given Tony Blair's sucking up to (the honary "Sir" - seriously) Bill Clinton and (completely unhonared and possibly unhonarable) George W. Bush (not to mention his inaugural invitation to all the "BritPop" stars - which ended up with one of the Gallagher brothers (late of "Oasis" - a popular beat combo, of that era, M'Lord) admitting to snorting cocaine in the toilets of Number 10, Downing Street, and then pissing in the garden of same), should we even care?
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Politics is Showbiz for Ugly People?
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Another great day for British politics and justice <sigh>...
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Re: Politics is Showbiz for Ugly People?
I'll bet you didn't know that Karl Rove tried out for The Little Rascals. That adorable tike.
Hold on, are we talking "soul" ugly? Or "tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you" ugly? Or with politicians, does it really matter? Because I think Hillary Clinton has been working really hard lately at taking the cake on both fronts.
Sure, George W. Bush is a total twit. But he'd be great fun at a party. You could talk him into doing all sorts of stupid shit for the sake of entertainment.
Hold on, are we talking "soul" ugly? Or "tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you" ugly? Or with politicians, does it really matter? Because I think Hillary Clinton has been working really hard lately at taking the cake on both fronts.
Sure, George W. Bush is a total twit. But he'd be great fun at a party. You could talk him into doing all sorts of stupid shit for the sake of entertainment.
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Give her the right make-up with a green dye-job and she could pass for The Joker's mother.
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No joke, his mom was a hot spot in her younger years:
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German Chancellor Murksel meets the Pope:
Pope: "I bathed 3 altar boys today."
Murksel: "Hihi, oh I wish I could be Pope!"
Pope: "I bathed 3 altar boys today."
Murksel: "Hihi, oh I wish I could be Pope!"
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Pope: "The Catholic Church has three gazillion dollars in banks."
Murksel: "If you should ever take only 1 refugee it should be me! Hihi."
Murksel: "If you should ever take only 1 refugee it should be me! Hihi."
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Pope: "These 3 fingers smell like boyholes."
Murksel: "I only use 1 finger but it's deep down the arseholes who voted for me."
Murksel: "I only use 1 finger but it's deep down the arseholes who voted for me."
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Pope: "I wanked off to myself in the mirror 3 times this morning."
Murksel: "Ha! You remind me of Obummer!"
Murksel: "Ha! You remind me of Obummer!"
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Pope: Say "stop"!
Murksel: You are drunk again aren`t you?
Murksel: You are drunk again aren`t you?
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Wait. I could be a ringer for office with this mug.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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