Saturday 6 PM - Sunday 2 AM: Red, red wine. Also I finished almost everything in the fridge, think the last thing was ham.
8 AM: Woken up mid pass-out and served coffee and toast. Went right back to sleep.
2 PM: Breakfast. Red, red wine and a double sandwich with ham, avocado and mayonaise. No reason to schock the stomach lining.
Observations: Feeling alternately eerily numb and overly emotional. Contemplating a Buffy marathon. Definitely staying in bed.
Chronicling my first jag
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Chronicling my first jag
Last edited by Palinka (RIP) on Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:51 am, edited 3 times in total.
Reason: Edited to use correct terminology - changed topic title from "bender" to "jag"
Reason: Edited to use correct terminology - changed topic title from "bender" to "jag"
Re: Chronicling my first jag
3 PM: Logging into chat, but am still too undrunk. Fill up my glass, check the emergency beer in the fridge, and have some chocolate cake.
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5 PM: It's difficult to get drunk. I'm out of wine. I should have had booze. And bf disapprobing worried puppydog face isn't helping. I wanted to do this alone, next time I will.
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Hmm things not going to well? Send the douche BF get some new wine
Drink!
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I sent him to get beer. he did. looking sad the whole time. and now we aren't talking.
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Damn, my troubled relationship with my gf is always rescued when one buys drinks for the other.
This weekend of drinking and doing love went almost without drama and I bought some encore beers for her this morning to tell her "I love you". Yep, we`re that kinda couple. Now that she is back home I get loaded on my own kind of encore, mainly beers and vodka.
You two still don`t talk?
This weekend of drinking and doing love went almost without drama and I bought some encore beers for her this morning to tell her "I love you". Yep, we`re that kinda couple. Now that she is back home I get loaded on my own kind of encore, mainly beers and vodka.
You two still don`t talk?
Drink!
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Re: Chronicling my first jag
You need to work on the definition of the word, "Bender".
May I suggest that you start by reading Oggar's masterpiece,"The Bender Defined?
May I suggest that you start by reading Oggar's masterpiece,"The Bender Defined?
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Re: Chronicling my first jag
Ye scurvy bilge moderator. Everyone must read that. A part of our bible.Palinka wrote:You need to work on the definition of the word, "Bender".
May I suggest that you start by reading Oggar's masterpiece,"The Bender Defined?
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Maybe it was just the start, going through next sunday?Palinka wrote:You need to work on the definition of the word, "Bender".
May I suggest that you start by reading Oggar's masterpiece,"The Bender Defined?
Drink!
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so far on this forum and chat I have encountered small words/acts of kindness and a whole bunch of shittiness - alcoholist elitism being the latest apparently. If you guys are just dicks, please direct me to the "delete account" (seriously, I'm desperetaly trying to find it).
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Re: Chronicling my first jag
Welcome to drunkard world. we say things we don't mean all the time. It's like being back in the school yard. Anyway - there is no room for regret in drunkard world. Be unkind, be a dick, be yourself. You can always apologize later. Oh and there's no such thing as "alcoholist elitism". It doesn't matter what you drink - 100$ whiskey or window cleaner - you're drunk. There's only one definition for that.
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Definition of a bender to each his/her own, would be nice if you stay.Crimson wrote:so far on this forum and chat I have encountered small words/acts of kindness and a whole bunch of shittiness - alcoholist elitism being the latest apparently. If you guys are just dicks, please direct me to the "delete account" (seriously, I'm desperetaly trying to find it).
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Re: Chronicling my first jag
Yes, indeed.
Folks respond when they want to have fun with you.
If they ignore you, then that is the message.
If they are polite to you, then at least they said hello to you.
Give it back, and stick around!
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Folks respond when they want to have fun with you.
If they ignore you, then that is the message.
If they are polite to you, then at least they said hello to you.
Give it back, and stick around!
DRINK!
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Re: Chronicling my first jag
The bar has been set. I'm just a weekend tippler. The shame!Palinka wrote:You need to work on the definition of the word, "Bender".
May I suggest that you start by reading Oggar's masterpiece,"The Bender Defined?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Chronicling my first jag
Yeah, doing the whole true bender thing is hard to accomplish anymore for me as come Monday's I have to Adult. Adulting sucks.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice