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Re: July 4th
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July 4th the Unknown Holiday
Here's this guy Mark Dice down in Oceanside CA. hanging out on the pier asking people questions. Can it be that no one in America knows what Independence Day is all about? Check this out https://youtu.be/kyhCOPh48ew
This really disturbed me today. So I went down to happy hour today down at the beach here in L.A., where the young trendies come on holidays and asked a few questions. I couldn't believe it! So many of these young millennials don't know squat about Independence Day, the American Revolutionary War, Bill of Rights, etc. This is very disturbing. We are headed back to feudal times...
This really disturbed me today. So I went down to happy hour today down at the beach here in L.A., where the young trendies come on holidays and asked a few questions. I couldn't believe it! So many of these young millennials don't know squat about Independence Day, the American Revolutionary War, Bill of Rights, etc. This is very disturbing. We are headed back to feudal times...
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Re: July 4th
yup, sailed past a billion dollars worth o boats at Grand Haven today, flew home in a Cessna 172, and am at a plateau drunk wif the 11th hour gin which made itsself inot martinis magicl like and now it's midnight and the gflorious fcuking fourth and so nightcaps will be Elmer or WT101, and i am a poor man but a drainhole for rich relatives and none of taxpayer money or children or aminals were hurt in teh making of this so my side is best and the little ministers of herselselfs are noweree in sight so
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You really ought to read the article in Modern Drunkard Magazine entitled, "The Founding Drunkards", which should give you plenty more information to pass on, to youngsters and/or the ignorant; about how the "Founding Fathers" (i.e. those first, brave colonists) first concern was about obtaining booze.
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Re: July 4th
A hope that you have a happy heavily endrunkened holiday weekend, Smatter.
Drink long and prosper!
Drink long and prosper!
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Re: July 4th the Unknown Holiday
I am truly terrified at what our country's education systems are churning out. Mindless sheeple. Time to move into the deep woods and go off grid. Or drink more. I think I'll do that instead.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: July 4th
Smatter Noguts wrote:Evidrtne there was a road rip to shipshewana yesternby drank all the gin AND now e have whiskey and soda before we break with the britbrew and go bourbon, 'cause, 'merica
This is fucking beautiful. Blessedly and blissfully blasted.
Skal ta os fassen.
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Re: July 4th
E have whiskey, she have whiskey, I have whiskey, we have whiskey.e have whiskey
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
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Re: July 4th the Unknown Holiday
Then, as a full member of the Association of Modern Drunkardists, it is your duty to educate the wee tackers; especially when it comes to Bar Etiquette and Drunken History.Patchez wrote:I am truly terrified at what our country's education systems are churning out...
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Re: July 4th the Unknown Holiday
I do my best. One man can do only so much. So few points of light in the Drunkard sky these days.Palinka wrote:Then, as a full member of the Association of Modern Drunkardists, it is your duty to educate the wee tackers; especially when it comes to Bar Etiquette and Drunken History.Patchez wrote:I am truly terrified at what our country's education systems are churning out...
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Re: July 4th the Unknown Holiday
Never forget that you have an Board full of Modern Drunkardists and all the collected wisdom within said Board, you also have FKR (Slurred Be His Name) and his entire (Superhero-type type team-ups) staff of Homo Sapiens Ebriosus Superior, to back you all the way.Patchez wrote:...One man can do only so much...
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Re: July 4th
Pint of wine going down, cheers mates/mateys
Re: July 4th the Unknown Holiday
I am acutely aware of all the aids and allies against the drys. I was just referring to my little corner of the globe.
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Re: July 4th
hah. recruiters? they speak LIE. Just ask any US Marine.Palinka wrote:Is that some sort of pigeon/patwa between English and the sort of stuff that the recruitment guys use?Smatter Noguts wrote:...they dont speak enlish
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Re: July 4th the Unknown Holiday
The Whiskey Rebellion of 1791 was featured in Modern Drunkard where I learned of it.Palinka wrote:You really ought to read the article in Modern Drunkard Magazine entitled, "The Founding Drunkards", which should give you plenty more information to pass on, to youngsters and/or the ignorant; about how the "Founding Fathers" (i.e. those first, brave colonists) first concern was about obtaining booze.
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