Howdy Scoundrel!
What part of the world ya from?
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Re: New to The Pub
Yep I'll enter something into my profile soon. But I'm in Texas in the Dallas Ft. Worth area.
Thanks
Thanks
- Screwball
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Re: New to The Pub
Cool! Another Texan on the board.
I live in a small town out side of Austin(Buda).
We got a saying here:
Post often
Post Drunk and....
er..
I'm too Drunk to remember the last one.
Cheers, Amigo!
I live in a small town out side of Austin(Buda).
We got a saying here:
Post often
Post Drunk and....
er..
I'm too Drunk to remember the last one.
Cheers, Amigo!
- NYDingbat
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Don't talk to Screwball, Scoundrel. He's a filthy hippie.
But he gives good hugs. :-)
But he gives good hugs. :-)
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
But mahdarlin...he was the first to welcome me here...we've bonded already....and he's from the great state of Texas...
I'll keep a close eye on him though based on your input..
I'll keep a close eye on him though based on your input..
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Another Texan Scoundrel is fine by me. Please go out of your way to make life Hell for any immigrating Californians that have left the State they destroyed to seek further plunder. These parasites deserve no respect.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Don't listen to NYD. She is crazier than a tick on a rabid coondawg's ass.
(but a sweet person once ya know her and a Hoot to get Drunk with)
(but a sweet person once ya know her and a Hoot to get Drunk with)
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Nice to meet you all. My name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Ya know, those of us who are going to stick around here for more than a few hundred posts---BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Nice to meet you all. My name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.
have taken the time to look around in the back stacks and been amazed at
at how much we all fucking love this here DRINK!
*ahem* I mean, at how strong a Tribe such as this is, and has been.
Yup, this place has a foundation of history built upon the broken backs of MADD, of AA, and of all who stand before the tall ship, and our cannons blast empty bottles at them.
Or, is it "Canon" ?
Well met, BeerMakesMeSmart. Well met, indeed.
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Welcome aboard there Scoundrel. Drink up and be somebody!*
*Statement stolen from peetie44
*Statement stolen from peetie44
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Hi, I'm TH..
Drinks on me tonight (this morning!).
Drinks on me tonight (this morning!).
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
--Smatter
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Welcome back TH! how has the Mitten been? RA got me on a facebook beer group made of mostly of Midwestern types. I have been exchanging beers with them from time to time. Really good crafts stuff out that way. Though they do call a Two Hearted a Tony Romo. I've had Right Brain and some Dark Horse stuff that was just outstanding.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Welcome aboard all! Let's enjoy a toast and toss one back on me.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Mitten is not my stomping grounds, dear Patchez....Patchez wrote:Welcome back TH! how has the Mitten been? RA got me on a facebook beer group made of mostly of Midwestern types. I have been exchanging beers with them from time to time. Really good crafts stuff out that way. Though they do call a Two Hearted a Tony Romo. I've had Right Brain and some Dark Horse stuff that was just outstanding.
Ummm, I call it a two hearted because I drink it on the two hearted river....
and catch fish.
where the hell is Smatter when you need him?!
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
--Smatter
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givemesomepils wrote:been reading the magazine for a while, so i just said fuck it why not join this shit and talk to people who have an appreciation for alcohol and getting fucked up in general. idk maybe its the knock off absente that inspired me to join. anyway,may the god of alcohol show mercy let us all get shitfaced
Hello givemesomepils....err pills , err booze.
welcome
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
--Smatter