Learn something every day
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- Lush City
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Re: Learn something every day
Today I learned the more you drink the more fucked up you get. Maybe I'm just reminding myself. Hell, I can still type. WTF? I should be passing out soon . So much for this stream of consciousness typing, my fingers are getting tired...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Learn something every day
Talking about repeating, waking up drunk off yer arse at noon is a brilliant way to kick off a Saturday.
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You didn`t just learn that, you knew it alreadyBur wrote:Talking about repeating, waking up drunk off yer arse at noon is a brilliant way to kick off a Saturday.
Drink!
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Hungadunga... hungadunga... hungadunga... hungadunga.......
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And McCormick.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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No one is learning anything here anymore. You're all a bunch of... who know what you all are. You're a really scary bunch of drunks! I learned today that ... oh hell I forgot!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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You can control gout with diet and cheap watery beer.
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my dad got caught without his prescription gout pills. When he went to the pharmacy they suggested Feminax Express, a popular brand of period pain pill as the next best thingThirstyDrunk wrote:You can control gout with diet and cheap watery beer.
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Is that like Motrin -( ibuprofen NSAID)?Mr. Viking wrote:my dad got caught without his prescription gout pills. When he went to the pharmacy they suggested Feminax Express, a popular brand of period pain pill as the next best thingThirstyDrunk wrote:You can control gout with diet and cheap watery beer.
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I learned today that setting up a Skype account and to get it working is a pain in the ass and will cut into your drinking time. I'd rather drink than chat. So leave me alone!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Pigs don't sweat, it is a mistake based on a word phrase or idiom etc. used in the English language.
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Google mike the head less chicken. Good story I'm going to festival next year
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