The 1%
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- Mr. Viking
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Re: The 1%
1% Brut 33
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Re: The 1%
1% used oil from Mr. Viking's car.
We're now at 94%, thanks to mistah willies riding in on his sweaty hog and tearing the place up.
We're now at 94%, thanks to mistah willies riding in on his sweaty hog and tearing the place up.
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Re: The 1%
Sure it isn't 94 proof? The Kraken be like that.
Hey , i don't rememeber doing that. FIrst dirnk today was at 7:30 AM, and then wnet about the rez and now back to fininshb it up here
Hey , i don't rememeber doing that. FIrst dirnk today was at 7:30 AM, and then wnet about the rez and now back to fininshb it up here
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: The 1%
1% blood of all board members. Which should be about 10 ABV. Sweet, sweet boozy blood.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: The 1%
I can assure you that Moderator blood runs stonger.Patchez wrote:1% blood of all board members. Which should be about 10 ABV. Sweet, sweet boozy blood.
Actually we're worried that someone may have drunk steved2112...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
Re: The 1%
So far so good so what: (btw can anyone of you count beyond 100? Thanks in advance...oh yeah, what happens between 50 and 60, I don`t remember!)
Tidbits: The only word mentioned twice is: BACON. Great, otherwise drunkard would`ve lost it`s proof.
The taste so far is a little sharp-oily. Put some more thought ínto this please.
1% Goji berries, dried for a minimum of 2 years, and ground into a soft talcum like powder
vodka soaked gummibear
range of bitters
1% tincture of cannabis, 100 proof or higher
1% of mid-shelf gin
1% draught english bitter
1% bacon, fried crisp, drained, crumbled.
1% antarctic iceberg ice
1% pure corn squeezins
1% artichoke leaf (4:1 extract standardized to 2% cynarin).
1% squirrel tail
1% all-weather coolant.
1% live algae.
1% milk
1% moonshine
1% prison pruno, made with orange juice and tomato ketchup.
1% Ranitidine acid reducer
1% lansoprazole
1% snooty French Champagne
add cloudiness
Lysterine 1%, the pink one!
1% lighter fluid
1% Rabarbaro Zucca.
1% Amaretto
1% salt from the sweaty thighs of virgins hand rolling them cigars on the isle of Barbados. That is so totally Willies!
1% Mescaline sulfate suspended in a solution of Louis XIV cognac.
1% Malibu rum
1% venom from a Chupacabra aged in fine sherry casks.
1% orange MD20/20
1% es... whoops! My wedding ring fell into the mix...Never mind, 1% espresso
1% capon ale from Martha Washington's Booke of Cookery.
1% grated unobtanium nose pads from very expensive Oakley sunglasses.
!% flouride. For your teeth.
1% Islay Scotch for a hint of smoke.
1% pipe ash, for same
1% teenager puberty sweat. Strong smell is the root of a good drink
1% Lark's vomit.
1% pulp and sawdust.
1% bar oil
1% mustard powder
1% of coffee.
1% of medical-grade, surgical ethyl-alcohol
1% Admiral Nelson's blood.
1% Blue Sky
1% gluten.
1% malt
1% Ten High.
!% cinnamon powder
1% 4th of July firework gunpowder.
1% duck tape
1% William Shatner.
1% what do they call that powder in these neon lights again
1% bacon
1% Internet (or Al Gore, if easier)
1% crushed dreams of broken Hollywood actors
1% cat litter
1% Urban Myth.
1% of the stuff leaking and reaking from waste glass containers
HAHA! SEX BACON! YES!
I'll even go 2% on that. Yes it can
1% Turkish Raki
1% Absinthe for that Bohemian flair.
1% fine chocolate.
1% of perfectly good unused yellow toenails
1% slowly dissolvable sutures
1% fuel oil
1% Dilithium Crystals
1% incense and peppermints
1% juice from slow smoked Hamms
1% Cheap scotch
1% Amarula
1% $135 cognac
1% Pan galactic gargle blaster
1% really used old jokes
!% Pandemonium
1% the Blood of
1% the tears from loss
1% the sweat in the south
1% the spilled drinks from crashed tables
1% the wit of so many damned drunkards who contribute
1% the vitriol of riptrolls and others like him/her
1% the endurance of we who continue the fight
1% of the cheapest hooch of the universe
1% of unremembered skypes
1% weapons grade LCD stolen from the military. I really like that one!
1% Brut 33
1% used oil from Mr. Viking's car.
1% blood of all board members
1% regrettable cheap plumschnaps
Edit: The bolded one`s are commentaries of mine, there are only two to be precise
Tidbits: The only word mentioned twice is: BACON. Great, otherwise drunkard would`ve lost it`s proof.
The taste so far is a little sharp-oily. Put some more thought ínto this please.
1% Goji berries, dried for a minimum of 2 years, and ground into a soft talcum like powder
vodka soaked gummibear
range of bitters
1% tincture of cannabis, 100 proof or higher
1% of mid-shelf gin
1% draught english bitter
1% bacon, fried crisp, drained, crumbled.
1% antarctic iceberg ice
1% pure corn squeezins
1% artichoke leaf (4:1 extract standardized to 2% cynarin).
1% squirrel tail
1% all-weather coolant.
1% live algae.
1% milk
1% moonshine
1% prison pruno, made with orange juice and tomato ketchup.
1% Ranitidine acid reducer
1% lansoprazole
1% snooty French Champagne
add cloudiness
Lysterine 1%, the pink one!
1% lighter fluid
1% Rabarbaro Zucca.
1% Amaretto
1% salt from the sweaty thighs of virgins hand rolling them cigars on the isle of Barbados. That is so totally Willies!
1% Mescaline sulfate suspended in a solution of Louis XIV cognac.
1% Malibu rum
1% venom from a Chupacabra aged in fine sherry casks.
1% orange MD20/20
1% es... whoops! My wedding ring fell into the mix...Never mind, 1% espresso
1% capon ale from Martha Washington's Booke of Cookery.
1% grated unobtanium nose pads from very expensive Oakley sunglasses.
!% flouride. For your teeth.
1% Islay Scotch for a hint of smoke.
1% pipe ash, for same
1% teenager puberty sweat. Strong smell is the root of a good drink
1% Lark's vomit.
1% pulp and sawdust.
1% bar oil
1% mustard powder
1% of coffee.
1% of medical-grade, surgical ethyl-alcohol
1% Admiral Nelson's blood.
1% Blue Sky
1% gluten.
1% malt
1% Ten High.
!% cinnamon powder
1% 4th of July firework gunpowder.
1% duck tape
1% William Shatner.
1% what do they call that powder in these neon lights again
1% bacon
1% Internet (or Al Gore, if easier)
1% crushed dreams of broken Hollywood actors
1% cat litter
1% Urban Myth.
1% of the stuff leaking and reaking from waste glass containers
HAHA! SEX BACON! YES!
I'll even go 2% on that. Yes it can
1% Turkish Raki
1% Absinthe for that Bohemian flair.
1% fine chocolate.
1% of perfectly good unused yellow toenails
1% slowly dissolvable sutures
1% fuel oil
1% Dilithium Crystals
1% incense and peppermints
1% juice from slow smoked Hamms
1% Cheap scotch
1% Amarula
1% $135 cognac
1% Pan galactic gargle blaster
1% really used old jokes
!% Pandemonium
1% the Blood of
1% the tears from loss
1% the sweat in the south
1% the spilled drinks from crashed tables
1% the wit of so many damned drunkards who contribute
1% the vitriol of riptrolls and others like him/her
1% the endurance of we who continue the fight
1% of the cheapest hooch of the universe
1% of unremembered skypes
1% weapons grade LCD stolen from the military. I really like that one!
1% Brut 33
1% used oil from Mr. Viking's car.
1% blood of all board members
1% regrettable cheap plumschnaps
Edit: The bolded one`s are commentaries of mine, there are only two to be precise
Drink!
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Re: The 1%
So that's where I left this, um, I'll call it mithridate*. Actually, I thought it was hidden away so as not to harm anyone.
Maybe it just needs more.
1% Iranian saffron, now that the embargo is over.
*I think it has become more of an antidote to the antidote for poison.
Maybe it just needs more.
1% Iranian saffron, now that the embargo is over.
*I think it has become more of an antidote to the antidote for poison.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: The 1%
1% Mickey's (out of the bigmouth bottles, not cans or 40s), Fine Malt Liquor. Because fuck it why not?
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits
Re: The 1%
1% Fentanyl
1% Krokodil
1% Flakka
lace with Paprika to throw off the dogs
1% Krokodil
1% Flakka
lace with Paprika to throw off the dogs
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
- rivuxgamma
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Re: The 1%
Damn, looks like I came in late.
I was gonna add 1% blood of your enemy.
If you don't have any, punch the nearest loudmouth and take his blood.
I was gonna add 1% blood of your enemy.
If you don't have any, punch the nearest loudmouth and take his blood.
I'll fill this out when I'm smarter
Re: The 1%
1% of the cake. The cake is a lie!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: The 1%
Chill out, one entry per post please.Maj wrote:1% Fentanyl
1% Krokodil
1% Flakka
lace with Paprika to throw off the dogs
!% hot potato
Drink!
- mistah willies
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Re: The 1%
Damn fine work there, all that accounting in that list form this whole thread.oettinger wrote: (all of the additions)
...1% regrettable cheap plumschnaps
Edit: The bolded one`s are commentaries of mine, there are only two to be precise
One more from this soggy bastard:
Social lube
Ya know, form when the elevator has a lot of people in it. It will make every ingredient in this drink slide down the throat before the next floor
CHUG!
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: The 1%
One percent LSD, if you can handle it.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.