Black Olives Matter
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Black Olives Matter
The next time you order your pizza, be sure to ask what kind of olives they use. They might try to slip you green.
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Re: Black Olives Matter
I had/have a freind whose favorite pie was green olives and anchovies. There was one place that had both of these in town.
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Re: Black Olives Matter
Are you saying that green olives matter more than black olives?
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Re: Black Olives Matter
Gin soaked olives with sliced meatballs and blobs of ricotta matter.
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Re: Black Olives Matter
THIS THREAD IS CONDIMENT BAITING!!!!!!!
ALL OLIVES MATTER
ALL OLIVES MATTER
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Black Olives Matter
Do Pizza Rolls get equal rights under the Blackout Cooking Act?
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Yes, under the toaster-oven preparation clause, along with bagel bites and egg rolls and all forms of fried and frozen food.
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Re: Black Olives Matter
Exactly.
People, is this the kind of candidate you would elect? Who puts green olives next to bagel bites?
Give him an inch, and he'll probably start spreading garam masala on his pico de gallo.
That's why we need a pizza who's in charge and knows how to get things done, and that's me, pepperoni & sausage with extra cheese. I guarantee that if I'm elected, you'll all get heartburn and I'll build a wall around all those greasy olives, and I'll water board the mushroom toppings too.
People, is this the kind of candidate you would elect? Who puts green olives next to bagel bites?
Give him an inch, and he'll probably start spreading garam masala on his pico de gallo.
That's why we need a pizza who's in charge and knows how to get things done, and that's me, pepperoni & sausage with extra cheese. I guarantee that if I'm elected, you'll all get heartburn and I'll build a wall around all those greasy olives, and I'll water board the mushroom toppings too.
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Re: Black Olives Matter
Deport all calzones and let no more into the country until properly vetted.
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Re: Black Olives Matter
Looking for the right girly feel again aren`t you sheriff?ThirstyDrunk wrote:Deport all calzones and let no more into the country until properly vetted.
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Re: Black Olives Matter
You'll have to forgive the poor German lad. He's been living in the deportation calzone for a while now, a place where they consider canned tuna and other delicacies to be choice pizza toppings.oettinger wrote:Looking for the right girly feel again aren`t you sheriff?ThirstyDrunk wrote:Deport all calzones and let no more into the country until properly vetted.
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Re: Black Olives Matter
Vindaloo in every household!
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Re: Black Olives Matter
Man, I haven't had decent pizza, or vindaloo for that matter, in a while.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Black Olives Matter
Me neither. Ordering pizza became a crap shot long time ago and I don`t go outside other than buying hooch, so no other source for me. Is it a kind of cartell where everyone agreed to crap down on the quality of dough and cheese used? Don`t get me started on the ketchup, ahem, thick tomato juice, ahem ahem again... tomato sauce.Frankennietzsche wrote:Man, I haven't had decent pizza in a while.
Tldr: Can you stuff green olives with black ones?
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None of the good places will deliver to my neighborhood. They are either too far or have been robbed too many times.
My go-to joint is on the other side of town (in the nice part). I need to get back there and see the remodel after the accident.
An aside: there seems to be an awful lot of cars running into bars and restaraunts, in this town. Mag Bar twice, Za's, Moby Dick...
My go-to joint is on the other side of town (in the nice part). I need to get back there and see the remodel after the accident.
An aside: there seems to be an awful lot of cars running into bars and restaraunts, in this town. Mag Bar twice, Za's, Moby Dick...
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"