To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
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- Lush City
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
I'm toasting to the fact that I am toasted large to go. That is no joke. So, just thought I'd share the joy with you all. Cheers!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Raising thist glass to those unable to do so on their own.
Here's to our friends fighting like hell to survive. Good health and drink be upon them.
Cheers,
-Bluto
Here's to our friends fighting like hell to survive. Good health and drink be upon them.
Cheers,
-Bluto
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
And not to sound like too much of a fucking downer let's have a shot and drink to life!
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I'm toasting the end of Hillary Clinton.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
I'll match that. And it'll be some form of deviously delicious whiskey in his honor.Bluto wrote:I'm raising my next bottle to Gripping The Wheel.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
I'm toasting the end of the American Empire and the American century. You better drink up now. It's going to be painful.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.
So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
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To that very creative drunk!Tarcek wrote:Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.
So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
Edit: I should email my vodka company and complain that their stuff isn`t getting me drunk enough and ask for a higher proof version personalized on my special needs.
Drink!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Just drink more of it. Why cause a fuss?oettinger wrote:To that very creative drunk!Tarcek wrote:Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.
So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
Edit: I should email my vodka company and complain that their stuff isn`t getting me drunk enough and ask for a higher proof version personalized on my special needs.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
You`re right, what a dumbass I am... Cheers!Lush City wrote:Just drink more of it. Why cause a fuss?oettinger wrote:To that very creative drunk!Tarcek wrote:Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.
So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
Edit: I should email my vodka company and complain that their stuff isn`t getting me drunk enough and ask for a higher proof version personalized on my special needs.
Drink!
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
A shot of rum and a glass full of beer to my friend Patchez. A belated happy beerthday to you, Sir!
cheers
-Bluto
cheers
-Bluto
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Tonight it seems I'm toasting my return here,and to those I've discovered passed in my absence
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I'm toasting the coming demise of Hillary Clinton.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I'm toasting to the fact that I'm trying to get a job at a local beer brewery. I have all the qualifications, but it's a popularity contest where if you don't fit the little local clique that hangs out in the tap room you're probably shit out of luck.
Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
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i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory