Shit monday
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Another national holiday means another round for me. Meanwhile my poor bank account is on suicide watch, last seen aimlessly walking around town with a rope around it`s neck...
Drink!
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Yes it is.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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It`s monday already?
Fuck you monday, no, you won`t fool the children of the revolution. It`s still sunday and time for another drink.
I don`t need to turn the clock back, I`ll just have a couple of drinks and wait and see until the clock hand hits the same time again. Cheers! Tick tock...
Fuck you monday, no, you won`t fool the children of the revolution. It`s still sunday and time for another drink.
I don`t need to turn the clock back, I`ll just have a couple of drinks and wait and see until the clock hand hits the same time again. Cheers! Tick tock...
Drink!
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Yes, it's early for Monday morn here but probably where you are it's definitely a bone rattling Monday morn. There was a guy on this board that told me he went to work on a Monday morn with a king size hangover and had to work a jack hammer breaking up pavement. That is my nomination to the Shit Monday Hall of Fame. If I could only remember the dude's name...
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Drunks - Be a pen pusher, you never have to worry about working with a jack hammer under a hangover.Lush City wrote:Yes, it's early for Monday morn here but probably where you are it's definitely a bone rattling Monday morn. There was a guy on this board that told me he went to work on a Monday morn with a king size hangover and had to work a jack hammer breaking up pavement. That is my nomination to the Shit Monday Hall of Fame. If I could only remember the dude's name...
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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Yeah, but you don't see the drunkard manly spirit. You need to man up and recognize your betters or just live in your own world. I don't care, really.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Breaking things hungover is never a big deal. But if you have to be precise with something your hands just won`t allow you at the dawn of the week you are in kinda trouble.
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Kitchens are dangerous on Shit Mondays. I could never post here on a Monday because I usually feel to sick.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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2:41 AM. Still need to finish 500 words of this essay. Have a lecture later on and I need to start the next essay today also. Shit Monday 101.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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My car/van was being mended (it had a sore foot) so I was cycling about town today. Blearg. 500 yards or so of thinking it was good fun, followed by death. I need a drink
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For some reason I curtailed my drinks on Sunday last and Monday was not so bad. But that is not true for the coming shit Thursday. LOL!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Shit week thus far. New super star boss in charge of half the mechanics at work is bulling his way into as he calls it a dotted line of authority. Fuck his dotted line.
Jameson's and DuClaw x11 a Mesquite smoked imperial brown ale make it all go way.
Jameson's and DuClaw x11 a Mesquite smoked imperial brown ale make it all go way.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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God forbid you have some nice working environment and do a better job just cause you like it there. Bosswhole knows betterPatchez wrote:Shit week thus far. New super star boss in charge of half the mechanics at work is bulling his way into as he calls it a dotted line of authority. Fuck his dotted line.
Jameson's and DuClaw x11 a Mesquite smoked imperial brown ale make it all go way.
Drink!
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Shit Monday coming up. You better suck it up and deal with it!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.