Can't like it but Cheers good Sir.Bluto wrote:A shot of rum and a glass full of beer to my friend Patchez. A belated happy beerthday to you, Sir!
cheers
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To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
If the brewery is worth a shit they'll hire by skill and passion. Heres to you getting the gig!hossthomas wrote:I'm toasting to the fact that I'm trying to get a job at a local beer brewery. I have all the qualifications, but it's a popularity contest where if you don't fit the little local clique that hangs out in the tap room you're probably shit out of luck.
Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Drunkenly concurPatchez wrote:If the brewery is worth a shit they'll hire by skill and passion. Heres to you getting the gig!hossthomas wrote:I'm toasting to the fact that I'm trying to get a job at a local beer brewery. I have all the qualifications, but it's a popularity contest where if you don't fit the little local clique that hangs out in the tap room you're probably shit out of luck.
Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
Drink!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
to savage, a glass of "champagne"
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
I'm toasting to the fact I'm able to toast to anything I damn well please while living on retirement funds. They haven't captured me yet but they will make sure I'm stripped penniless before I die.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
So make sure then to drink yourself bare naked before they come for you.Lush City wrote:I'm toasting to the fact I'm able to toast to anything I damn well please while living on retirement funds. They haven't captured me yet but they will make sure I'm stripped penniless before I die.
Drink!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
It's still the night (blackout curtains *ahem* black sails hoisted over the windows) and here's a toasst to you Modern Drunkard summina bastidges. Keep the faith!
Cheers to Bacchus, long may he make it rain booze
Cheers to Bacchus, long may he make it rain booze
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Raising a few glasses for my friend Thonen.
He was involved in a head on collision with a semi yesterday. He's lived to tell about it so far and I'm drinking to recovery.
The 2 bars I've been to so far don't serve Busch Light but when I find one that does I'll be drinking the whole damn thing for him.
He was involved in a head on collision with a semi yesterday. He's lived to tell about it so far and I'm drinking to recovery.
The 2 bars I've been to so far don't serve Busch Light but when I find one that does I'll be drinking the whole damn thing for him.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Grain to glass, brother. I'll drink to that.hossthomas wrote:
Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
Perhaps you need to fire up a Kickstarter campaign and start your own nano-brewery? I'd certainly drink to that too. Just please, please don't make an IPA. The last thing this world needs is another fucking IPA.
Sorry to hear about the misfortune, Bluto. He must be one tough bastard. Here's to his health and a speedy recovery.Bluto wrote:Raising a few glasses for my friend Thonen.
He was involved in a head on collision with a semi yesterday. He's lived to tell about it so far and I'm drinking to recovery...
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Here's one to a ex-gf, whom I still consider a good friend.
I said us together would kill us both quickly at some point, but suppose she's done that all by herself.
Got a call from her parents this morning from the ER (happened to be first person who's name they knew I guess ), kidney failure due to fuck ton of drugs and alcohol.
Live long and prosper my friends, for I for one don't need any more of this.
Here's another to finding a bar at 10 am on a national holiday in buttfucknowhereia!
Kippis.
I said us together would kill us both quickly at some point, but suppose she's done that all by herself.
Got a call from her parents this morning from the ER (happened to be first person who's name they knew I guess ), kidney failure due to fuck ton of drugs and alcohol.
Live long and prosper my friends, for I for one don't need any more of this.
Here's another to finding a bar at 10 am on a national holiday in buttfucknowhereia!
Kippis.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
I'm very sorry to hear this, my friend. Will try and call you later in the day.Bur wrote:Here's one to a ex-gf, whom I still consider a good friend.
I said us together would kill us both quickly at some point, but suppose she's done that all by herself.
Got a call from her parents this morning from the ER (happened to be first person who's name they knew I guess ), kidney failure due to fuck ton of drugs and alcohol.
Live long and prosper my friends, for I for one don't need any more of this.
Here's another to finding a bar at 10 am on a national holiday in buttfucknowhereia!
Kippis.
Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
That sucks on toast Bur and Bluto.
I was gonna toast to the end of a shitty night at work but your posts put things into perspective nicely.
Cheers to letting the petty shit go and letting your friends know you care while you still can. This shit we call life is fucking fragile.
Skal ta os fassen!
I was gonna toast to the end of a shitty night at work but your posts put things into perspective nicely.
Cheers to letting the petty shit go and letting your friends know you care while you still can. This shit we call life is fucking fragile.
Skal ta os fassen!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
I'm toasting to good health and many more drinks down the line on a Saturday nite.
Cheers all!
Cheers all!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
We drink together here when we want to,
on our own terms,
and we share tragedies,
funny stories,
clever quips,
curious constructions,
and also we come here to fuck with each other.
No other place like it. Plenty of room at the bar, no last call,
well,
...until it is the last call for one of us.
Cheers you friggin bastards.
DRINK!
.
on our own terms,
and we share tragedies,
funny stories,
clever quips,
curious constructions,
and also we come here to fuck with each other.
No other place like it. Plenty of room at the bar, no last call,
well,
...until it is the last call for one of us.
Cheers you friggin bastards.
DRINK!
.