Also the bumsanta dreadsFrankennietzsche wrote:What that infographic is missing is the pudding eating gay cowboy and the Bill Buckner.
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: DO NOT ENTER
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Wilford Brimley deserves his own official classification. The Alpha Walrus, perhaps? Or the Diabeetus?oettinger wrote:Also the bumsanta dreadsFrankennietzsche wrote:What that infographic is missing is the pudding eating gay cowboy and the Bill Buckner.
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I thought i had the Vas deferens
noi thoiught i had the van dyke but i guess i got the full circle beard. What the fuck
this is bullshit i want the full muttonchop
I still aint drunk
noi thoiught i had the van dyke but i guess i got the full circle beard. What the fuck
this is bullshit i want the full muttonchop
I still aint drunk
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Yeah, but where is the hippie Dumbledore?
Or the drunken-in-a-ditch Saruman?
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Or the drunken-in-a-ditch Saruman?
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Scary
The guy looks like he had his last drink while being breeded in his mother`s belly.
Apropos, in an alternate universe children don`t get born, they just walk into the room grown up already and say hello.
Strange, I know
The guy looks like he had his last drink while being breeded in his mother`s belly.
Apropos, in an alternate universe children don`t get born, they just walk into the room grown up already and say hello.
Strange, I know
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One of the former employees here, a young transmission tech, came in with a handlebar moustache one Monday. He either was such a Shelbyville hick, that he didn't realize that that particular moustache had been taken over by the leather-gays, or, and this is the one that I leaned toward, he was such a closeted the leather-gay and had had a really good weekend, that he didn't think anyone would notice.
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Y'all shall not pass, you sumbitches!!!
Nope! Still ain't passin'!
Nope! Still ain't passin'!
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