THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!J. Tequila wrote:i could go for a banana right now
SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP!
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!J. Tequila wrote:i could go for a banana right now
Brown bag!Tariel wrote:There is only one rule to be followed in such circumstances.Riddeford wrote:She was petite yet her face made me want to look away..look towards the horizon..if I could ever find it...so I started having a few drinks and she comes up to chat once in a while but I could tell she was waiting. I remember thinking, she's horrid Riddeford, you can't possible be thinking...and then the drunken devil inside says "Do it!"
Cover the face, fuck the base.
Remember to punch in holes for breathing, otherwise you're just a necrophiliac!BBoozer wrote:Brown bag!Tariel wrote:There is only one rule to be followed in such circumstances.Riddeford wrote:She was petite yet her face made me want to look away..look towards the horizon..if I could ever find it...so I started having a few drinks and she comes up to chat once in a while but I could tell she was waiting. I remember thinking, she's horrid Riddeford, you can't possible be thinking...and then the drunken devil inside says "Do it!"
Cover the face, fuck the base.
Not that there's anything wrong with that if the dead is more than 21.Tariel wrote:Remember to punch in holes for breathing, otherwise you're just a necrophiliac!BBoozer wrote:Riddeford wrote:She was petite yet her face made me want to look away..look towards the horizon..if I could ever find it...so I started having a few drinks and she comes up to chat once in a while but I could tell she was waiting. I remember thinking, she's horrid Riddeford, you can't possible be thinking...and then the drunken devil inside says "Do it!"
Brown bag!
Well to each his own, but I'd find doing someone who's been dead for more than 21 hours rather revolting.Mr Boozificator wrote: Not that there's anything wrong with that if the dead is more than 21.
Rip Rufus wrote:That reminds me of what may be my grossest story. God I hope my stalker ex reads this one! If you have sensitive stomachs, read on, because it's funny anyway...gr1m4ce3o8 wrote:atm was always one that i could never figure out. it just seems that the sink would me a more logical place for your junk after a good ass workout, than your partners mouth.
...And I obviously was not aware enough to alert her to the fact that I never cleaned my junk off after having up her backside. So this was, to my knowledge, the first ever Delayed ATM, where there was 4 hours for my junk to marinate before she inhaled it.
he misssed one.........https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JenkemThirstyDrunk wrote:Here ya go - this dude already thought of it all - mouthwash, glue paint cough syrup. Dimetap daiquiri , Robitussin and redbull...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4
Me? Nah, I always find a way to come up with a few bucks for cheap liquor.