But could you sell Mars candy bars as homecooking?
Edit: that is not as nearly as witty as it was in my head.
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
Not to digress, has anyone of you people ever tried to "homecook" a chocolate-bar?Frankennietzsche wrote:But could you sell Mars candy bars as homecooking?
Edit: that is not as nearly as witty as it was in my head.
Toilet humor aside I mean...
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
my granma use to make easter candees lik eggs....... ez.... meld candy bars poor in a moldNot to digress, has anyone of you people ever tried to "homecook" a chocolate-bar?
Toilet humor aside I mean...
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
This is not self-made thoughDivaBitch wrote:my granma use to make easter candees lik eggs....... ez.... meld candy bars poor in a moldNot to digress, has anyone of you people ever tried to "homecook" a chocolate-bar?
Toilet humor aside I mean...
It`s probably impossible and satan has his stinkie fingers in it
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
Have no fear, I just happen to be fluent in Divanese and will be happy to translate.
What she said: "my granma use to make easter candees lik eggs....... ez.... meld candy bars poor in a mold"
Translation: "I'm a fucking idiot!"
What she said: "my granma use to make easter candees lik eggs....... ez.... meld candy bars poor in a mold"
Translation: "I'm a fucking idiot!"
Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
suonds lik yuor still butthurt......LOL fuck yuoJimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:Have no fear, I just happen to be fluent in Divanese and will be happy to translate.
What she said: "my granma use to make easter candees lik eggs....... ez.... meld candy bars poor in a mold"
Translation: "I'm a fucking idiot!"
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
i told yuo i only do pussy.........oh wate,.......... never mindoettinger wrote:You two, go, get a room
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Watching these two reminds me of a Badger and a Pigeon playing Backgammon. Jimmy is mean and will not back down; Diva is stupid and shits on everything. In the end, both think they won the game, but the board is ruined.
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
I've been to those apartments.
Well, I've been to Sunny Isles Beach, as it is north of the nude beach, Haulover.
They don't like drunks there.
They really don't like drunks who walk around in bright-yellow thongs and piss in places that aren't "bathrooms."
Fuck that place.
Well, I've been to Sunny Isles Beach, as it is north of the nude beach, Haulover.
They don't like drunks there.
They really don't like drunks who walk around in bright-yellow thongs and piss in places that aren't "bathrooms."
Fuck that place.
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
And thus, it was fixed for thee.DivaBitch wrote:
i told yuo my pussy only has an I.Q. of 68.........oh wate,.......... never mind
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
so admns can fuck with yuor posts here.............. fuck yuoBadfellow wrote:And thus, it was fixed for thee.DivaBitch wrote:
i told yuo my pussy only has an I.Q. of 68.........oh wate,.......... never mind
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
I'm not an administrator or a moderator, but I fixed your spelling for you.DivaBitch wrote:So admns can fuck with your posts here...I'm an idiot!......... fuck you.Badfellow wrote:And thus, it was fixed for thee.DivaBitch wrote:
I told you my pussy only has an I.Q. of 68.........oh wait,.......... never mind
You're welcome.
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
Editing quotes, or the "Fixed That For You", is a devious and long standing art in this forum. All board members are capable of doing it. No special powers needed, save perhaps a minimum number of functioning brain cells.
For example...
Or, you can even do this...
It's a wide, open world here at the Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Byach Apartments.
For example...
Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote: I think Justin Bieber is a talented young man. Too bad he's a fucking Canadian.
Or, you can even do this...
Fuzznuts McFucknucke wrote: That Jimmy Lester is a real bucket of puke, but I could totally see him getting together with that DivaBitch and having them some puppies. He just needs to clean himself up a bit and knock off with the vodka enemas.
It's a wide, open world here at the Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Byach Apartments.
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
And a holly-jolly fuck yuo too, my dear.DivaBitch wrote:... fuck yuo
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