Space Shuttle Owners handbook
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Space Shuttle Owners handbook
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Space Shuttle Owners handbook
READ IT.
LEARN IT.
LIVE IT.
LEARN IT.
LIVE IT.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Space Shuttle Owners handbook
I had to read the whole thing back in my days as an unmanned test pilot. Forgot it all when I went in to a different occupation as an ejection seat upholsterer.
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Re: Space Shuttle Owners handbook
You think that's sometihng? You should try underwater torpedo repair technician as a career path... boy howdie! You gotta swim fast.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Space Shuttle Owners handbook
Ever see the quality check slip that comes with a rectal thermometer? It says personally tested by________. There is always a handwritten set of initials in the blank.
I think of that every time I start to hate my job.
I think of that every time I start to hate my job.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Space Shuttle Owners handbook
Damn. Then, dude has to calibrate against a standard... What's that, another rectum of serious import?Patchez wrote:Ever see the quality check slip that comes with a rectal thermometer? It says personally tested by________. There is always a handwritten set of initials in the blank.
I think of that every time I start to hate my job.
Blecch. Anyway, damn fine find there, FNZ. Totally been nerding out with it.