She`s in her 9th month, was about time someone takes some responsibility. I was this close taking it as my own!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:06 pmSign me up ASAP, I was recently informed that I, as a white male, am responsible for all of the problems in the world.
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Once again, I must quote Lou Oprah Diamond Oprahvez Oprahmaschko who asked: "Did you see the size of that chicken?"
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They can't see us. We're in the Spirit world.
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Oprah Winfrey becomes special contributor to "60 Minutes"
As if your fake news wasn't fake enough, now here's Oprah!
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/oprah-winfr ... 0-minutes/
As if your fake news wasn't fake enough, now here's Oprah!
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/oprah-winfr ... 0-minutes/
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I was trying to translate Oprahoma's slogan into Latin, but all I kept getting was "tibi puella". Then I realized that Latin was the language of the Patriarchy... I think, maybe, Esperanto?
"vi iras, knabineto"
(Capitalization reeks of the phalocentric.)
"vi iras, knabineto"
(Capitalization reeks of the phalocentric.)
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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^^^^^
A superior mind is afoot. My mind is quivering at the mental distress. Time for another drink!
A superior mind is afoot. My mind is quivering at the mental distress. Time for another drink!
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Tom Cruise doesn't like this one bit!
You're over thinking this.Frankennietzsche wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:27 pmI was trying to translate Oprahoma's slogan into Latin, but all I kept getting was "tibi puella". Then I realized that Latin was the language of the Patriarchy... I think, maybe, Esperanto?
"vi iras, knabineto"
(Capitalization reeks of the phalocentric.)
Stick with something catchy like:
"Oprah uber alles"
or
"You win a car!"
Obscure languages only tend to alienate the mouth breathers and add fuel to fringe conspiracy theorist forums.
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Can't we all just speak old Valerian?
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Now for something the Left truly hates. If you hate this, you are on the left. Life is simple sometimes.
Oklahoma! - Trailer
https://youtu.be/V6uD9-aLCps
Oklahoma! - Trailer
https://youtu.be/V6uD9-aLCps
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Lush Lush Lush my ol friend,
what if I just don`t like it all that much?
Hate is such a strong word I have reserved for people like Madonna and Angelina Jolie
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Hey! No dancing within 500 feet of the church!
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The Immortan Oprah
Look, I'm not saying that the only people who like musicals are all a bunch of right-wing nancy boys and demented daisy sniffers. That would be like saying the nazis put Trump into power.
Only the combined wisdom of the almighty Oprah and the tough love of Dr. Phil can save us from the amoral Trumpian cesspool this nation has become. It is by her hand that we shall rise from the ashes and reclaim the wasteland!
Only the combined wisdom of the almighty Oprah and the tough love of Dr. Phil can save us from the amoral Trumpian cesspool this nation has become. It is by her hand that we shall rise from the ashes and reclaim the wasteland!
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LOL! It's too bad we have to post this simple reply to give some sort of upvote. Why don't we modernize this forum and simply have upvote counters on the comments. Something to think about. It's not like you have to reinvent the wheel . The code is out there.Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:57 pmLook, I'm not saying that the only people who like musicals are all a bunch of right-wing nancy boys and demented daisy sniffers. That would be like saying the nazis put Trump into power.
Only the combined wisdom of the almighty Oprah and the tough love of Dr. Phil can save us from the amoral Trumpian cesspool this nation has become. It is by her hand that we shall rise from the ashes and reclaim the wasteland!
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