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^^^ very smooth Lush. The audience doesn`t exactly look like your average Hole-goer though
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Due to a lack of electricity and the recent repossession of our television set, tonight's Walking Dead premier will be acted out by the dishwashing staff from The Olive Garden. You may recognize Juan, Paco, Jorge, and Ricardo as the members of "La Cucaracha", a terrific south of the border tribute to the fab four. Tonight, only, you will witness Jorge's spot-on impersonation of Rick Grimes and Morgan; Juan's take on Darrell and Carl; Paco's portrayal of Carol; and Ricardo's part as the black chick with the sword.
Here's a quick clip of them as they acted out last week's episode of Fox's "The Mick". https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Here's a quick clip of them as they acted out last week's episode of Fox's "The Mick". https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Drink specials include Zombies for $27, and Pudhammers for $3 each.
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>Shirley Temple Rape Kit
Snort.
Snort.
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^ ^ ^
Man, you must have been in your cups.
Please elucidate
Man, you must have been in your cups.
Please elucidate
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A Shirley Temple Rape Kit shooter?mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:23 pm^ ^ ^
Man, you must have been in your cups.
Please elucidate
7-up, grenadine, and roofie powder.
They've done studies. 60% of the time, it works every time.
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I really have no idea!
Not that I'm looking to find out. Jeez, this is getting weird
Not that I'm looking to find out. Jeez, this is getting weird
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It's pronounced "Coral", goddamnit.
Tell Juan that if he isn't committed to this performance, we have a whole stack of drunks from the community theater just waiting for their breakout role.
This is your time to shine, Juan! And by "shine", I mean those pots better all be spotless or you'll be toting cardboard at the intersection for tortilla change.
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Boozie Awards
The 1st Annual Drunkard Awards ceremony, presented by the Academy of Boozing Arts and Sciences, will honor the best drunks of 2016 and will take place at The Hole on February 26, 2017.
Categories include:
Best Drunk
Best Original Drink
Best Troll
Best Attempt at Spam
Best Original Story (Series)
Best Original Story (Single Post)
Best Bar
Best Drunken Insult
Best Use of the Interwebs for Drinking Purposes
Nominations are open.
Categories include:
Best Drunk
Best Original Drink
Best Troll
Best Attempt at Spam
Best Original Story (Series)
Best Original Story (Single Post)
Best Bar
Best Drunken Insult
Best Use of the Interwebs for Drinking Purposes
Nominations are open.
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I'll start us off with a couple of nominations to get us started...
Best Original Drink = The 1%
Best Troll = DivaBitch
Best Attempt at Spam = The Original Pudhammer
Best Original Drink = The 1%
Best Troll = DivaBitch
Best Attempt at Spam = The Original Pudhammer
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Regarding the Best Bar category, I'm compelled to nominate that one lounge where Thirsty Drunk took a dump in the tiki idol. Can't remember the name of the joint, but we really ripped it up in there.
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I'll nominate Shit Talkers because it inspired so many others.
I'll also nominate Bubblez' favorite dive, The Franklin Hoiuse because it looks so terrible.
I'll also nominate Bubblez' favorite dive, The Franklin Hoiuse because it looks so terrible.
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I also nominate Prodicalson's "This Ain't Whiskey" for Best Story (Single) And The Urban Spaceman's "Zid Chapters" for Best Story (Series).Dear Booze wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:24 pmI'll nominate Shit Talkers because it inspired so many others.
I'll also nominate Bubblez' favorite dive, The Franklin Hoiuse because it looks so terrible.
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Re: The Hole
Not approving of any of this.
BTW, when does your mother and sister begin their 'act''?
BTW, when does your mother and sister begin their 'act''?