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Shit we are ambivalent about:
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit we are borderline Butthole Surfers about:
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- Dear Booze
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Regular flavor anything, except Bugles.
Anything produced by Titos.
Raymond Burr
Wendy O Williams (not the punk rocker from the Plasmatics, but the one on TV)
Icebergs
Humans
Pork Chops
Cacti
Fruit flavored toothpaste
Wheaties
Pepper-jack deodorant
Watching people poke one another on TV
Degenerative bone disease
Snowfakes
Little Rivers
Batts
Andy Capp
Portuguese Renegades
Roofie parties gone wrong
The "every kiss begins with K" campaign. Wait. I hate that one. Every kiss begins with chloroform. I love that one.
Anything produced by Titos.
Raymond Burr
Wendy O Williams (not the punk rocker from the Plasmatics, but the one on TV)
Icebergs
Humans
Pork Chops
Cacti
Fruit flavored toothpaste
Wheaties
Pepper-jack deodorant
Watching people poke one another on TV
Degenerative bone disease
Snowfakes
Little Rivers
Batts
Andy Capp
Portuguese Renegades
Roofie parties gone wrong
The "every kiss begins with K" campaign. Wait. I hate that one. Every kiss begins with chloroform. I love that one.
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Everything
Stuff
Shit
Things
That one place with the stuff
That other place where the things are at
More shit
That other place with the stuff and shit
That one other place with the stuff and shit. But more stuff and shit than the other place with the things
Stuff
Shit
Things
That one place with the stuff
That other place where the things are at
More shit
That other place with the stuff and shit
That one other place with the stuff and shit. But more stuff and shit than the other place with the things
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- Dear Booze
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Pilgrims
American Indians
Forefathers
Ancestors
Immigrants
Whores
American Indians
Forefathers
Ancestors
Immigrants
Whores
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- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
No ambivalence. We hate those things.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:50 pmEverything
Stuff
Shit
Things
That one place with the stuff
That other place where the things are at
More shit
That other place with the stuff and shit
That one other place with the stuff and shit. But more stuff and shit than the other place with the things
Okole maluna!
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Nebraska
Delaware
Crinkle cut French fries
Off brand Ranch dressing
Australia
Australians
Babylon 5
Quakers
Bloomin' Onions (Cause they ain't Awesome Blossoms)
Oxi Clean
The Gorton's Fisherman and his fish products
Tartar sauce
Mud Wrestling
Delaware
Crinkle cut French fries
Off brand Ranch dressing
Australia
Australians
Babylon 5
Quakers
Bloomin' Onions (Cause they ain't Awesome Blossoms)
Oxi Clean
The Gorton's Fisherman and his fish products
Tartar sauce
Mud Wrestling
Okole maluna!
- mistah willies
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Ambivalent. Hmmm... No co-valent, like an ionic bond. Ambi, like dextrous. I think I get it.
I could not care less or more so strongly that I probably won't post the following list:
Albacore
California sushi rolls
Pringles/Munchos or anything deep fried out of mashed roots and then formed into a snack chip
Sporks
Dijonaise/Mumbo sauce
Beverages lacking Lovely Miss Ethyl
Bill Nye
The Cottonelle vs Charmin ocntorversy. What's wrong with sticks and twigs? Those are lactose/gluten-free
Arial vs Helvetica
Wrist watches to count steps to the fridge for more beer/bacon/brûlée/buttah
HSN/QVC and for that matter, 24 hour "news" stations that feature folks analyzing and expounding what they think about what some "politician" said about what they think about something that someone actually did (not withstanding what acts of heroism or fuckery that occurred)
Thunder (it won't kill you)
Zima
I could not care less or more so strongly that I probably won't post the following list:
Albacore
California sushi rolls
Pringles/Munchos or anything deep fried out of mashed roots and then formed into a snack chip
Sporks
Dijonaise/Mumbo sauce
Beverages lacking Lovely Miss Ethyl
Bill Nye
The Cottonelle vs Charmin ocntorversy. What's wrong with sticks and twigs? Those are lactose/gluten-free
Arial vs Helvetica
Wrist watches to count steps to the fridge for more beer/bacon/brûlée/buttah
HSN/QVC and for that matter, 24 hour "news" stations that feature folks analyzing and expounding what they think about what some "politician" said about what they think about something that someone actually did (not withstanding what acts of heroism or fuckery that occurred)
Thunder (it won't kill you)
Zima
- waahoohah
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
The word "meh", I guess....
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- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Okole maluna!
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Ambiguity
Pickled jalapenos
Jigsaw puzzles
Gulden's brown mustard
Cloudy days
Double-entendres
Eeeyore from Winnie the Poo
Nihilism
Enigmas
Enigma the German musical project
Pickled jalapenos
Jigsaw puzzles
Gulden's brown mustard
Cloudy days
Double-entendres
Eeeyore from Winnie the Poo
Nihilism
Enigmas
Enigma the German musical project
Okole maluna!
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Clarity
Pickles
Jigsaws
Colonel Mustard
Clouds in my coffee
Double hernias
Weenies and Poop
Nils Lofgren
Enemas
Enema, the Portuguese Rape Project
Pickles
Jigsaws
Colonel Mustard
Clouds in my coffee
Double hernias
Weenies and Poop
Nils Lofgren
Enemas
Enema, the Portuguese Rape Project
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
You're so vain,
You prolly think this thread is about you
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
The word "prolly"
African violets
Scandinavian cuisine
Realtree camouflage
Boogers
White rice
My neighbor Trevor
The color yellow (particularly traffic lights)
The planet Uranus
Jean Claude Van Damme movies
Hypnotoad
Taconite pellets
Prostitutes
The city of Yorba Linda, CA
The doctor when he tells me I drink too much
Hinduism
Gonads
K.C. and the Sunshine Band
Cream soda
Carp
African violets
Scandinavian cuisine
Realtree camouflage
Boogers
White rice
My neighbor Trevor
The color yellow (particularly traffic lights)
The planet Uranus
Jean Claude Van Damme movies
Hypnotoad
Taconite pellets
Prostitutes
The city of Yorba Linda, CA
The doctor when he tells me I drink too much
Hinduism
Gonads
K.C. and the Sunshine Band
Cream soda
Carp
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- RIPT2.0
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
I'm ambivalent about shit that don't affect me directly, which covers most of the shit I read about these days.
- Dear Booze
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:
So, is it safe to say that you don't give a shit about shit?
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