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Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
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Rusty Trombone? Really?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:10 pmDonkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, and Hot Carl all happening at the same time.
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I want to drink tequila and make sweet love to Nurse Lupe on that spiral staircase.
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Residential Ice Capades slide like in "Real Genius".
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As the neighbor of an elderly lady who broke her hip after falling dow, I find this highly offensive. OVER THE LINE!Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:17 pmI am striving to the day where I can fall down those stairs.
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Line each step with an opitcal sensor. Each step is a different tone. Walking down the stairs plays the Imperial March from Star Wars. Walking back up, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
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Install an Acorn stair lift.
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A Chinese Fuck Basket.
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And to add ambiance to the C.F.B., adorn it and the stairs with ivy and LED lights to illuminate all glory.
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You know what's O.T.L.? The fact that we are going to split hairs here Vern...I don't think you should have capitalized the "O" in "on" in the "Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase". "Just sayin'". Please refer to the "After a Period?" thread. Thank you. What is this? Amateur Night?!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:54 amAs the neighbor of an elderly lady who broke her hip after falling dow, I find this highly offensive. OVER THE LINE!Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:17 pmI am striving to the day where I can fall down those stairs.
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That's my wet nurse. You keep your hands off her, you hear!
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