Rather than go to the store and buy paper towels I wanted a chalupa so i went to taco bell and bought a chalupa and took about 1000 of the complimentary napkins. 1000 taco bell napkins = 1 roll of Bounty.
Now I've spilt a dram of Tennessee whisky, not enough to be upset about but a spill nonetheless, and after sopping it up in taco bell napkins i realized that this is an edible product and chewed and swallowed the napkin, along with the spill. Waste avoided.
Today I am a winner!
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You should have put the napkin in the freezer, then use it for "on the rocks".
I also bet you hit the bathroom at taco bell and "steel" a bucket of soap.
I also bet you hit the bathroom at taco bell and "steel" a bucket of soap.
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Fixed that part for ya.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:35 pmI wanted a chalupa so i went to taco bell and rented a chalupa...
Yes, I'd like 1 soft taco and 180 packets of Diablo sauce, please.
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Attaboy, Thirsty!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:35 pmRather than go to the store and buy paper towels I wanted a chalupa so i went to taco bell and bought a chalupa and took about 1000 of the complimentary napkins. 1000 taco bell napkins = 1 roll of Bounty.
Now I've spilt a dram of Tennessee whisky, not enough to be upset about but a spill nonetheless, and after sopping it up in taco bell napkins i realized that this is an edible product and chewed and swallowed the napkin, along with the spill. Waste avoided.
Today I am a winner!
Cheers you glorious bastards!
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haha nice trick!
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Next time steal a few of their sauce packets for your Bloodys.
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I've done this while following the Dead around years ago. Ketchup packs and hot water make a passable tomato soup when down on your luck.Smatter Noguts wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:24 pmNext time steal a few of their sauce packets for your Bloodys.
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When I run out of toilet paper, I just walk to the backyard nekkid and hose my self off with the garden hose. Ok, I've said too much.
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I'm not even sure if this is relevant but some friends and I off-roaded to this remote beach and got super schlitzed with very little provisions. We had flour tortillas, cans of corned beef hash, and cans of Manwich (and a pocket full of shells). Disgustingly... we made burritos with the ingredients but it was really freaking good when super drunk in the wild.
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I have mentioned before that every drunkard should keep a pack of tortilllas in the house. You can put almost anything in one and eat it with one hand. Hash would be good. Some more recent ones I remember (or deduced from the kitchen mess): Mac n cheese, potato salad, hot dogs and chili sauce. Pizza roll burrito was great but it burnt the shit outta the roof of my mouth.
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You, Sir, need indoor plumbing. I save on paper by having a shower stall right beside the toilet. Get the shower head extension man. There are few things as grand as a blast of warm water on your taint/underscrotal area.
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Agreed Thirsty! You are correct sir. Pretty much anything can go in a burrito. In my future outdoor debaucheries, your recipes shall come in handy!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:03 pmI have mentioned before that every drunkard should keep a pack of tortilllas in the house. You can put almost anything in one and eat it with one hand. Hash would be good. Some more recent ones I remember (or deduced from the kitchen mess): Mac n cheese, potato salad, hot dogs and chili sauce. Pizza roll burrito was great but it burnt the shit outta the roof of my mouth.
What am I talking about "future"?! I shall try one of them tomorrow.
I agree that flour tortillas should be a back up staple for drunkards. So are hot dogs- especially if you are going out into the wild.
I also like hot dogs in a flour tortilla but with shredded cheese sprinkled on top it is quite delectable whether drunk or undrunk.
A drunkard in this Manwich story also turned me on to grilled hot dogs then roll them in BBQ sauce and put on a toasted bun. You would be amazed at how delicious it truly is when drunk outdoors.
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I can't feel clean without a handheld shower head. You fellas may be able to do it, but I can't.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:08 pmYou, Sir, need indoor plumbing. I save on paper by having a shower stall right beside the toilet. Get the shower head extension man. There are few things as grand as a blast of warm water on your taint/underscrotal area.
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Hey NYD, long time no see. What have you been up to lately?NYDingbat wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:38 pmI can't feel clean without a handheld shower head. You fellas may be able to do it, but I can't.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:08 pmYou, Sir, need indoor plumbing. I save on paper by having a shower stall right beside the toilet. Get the shower head extension man. There are few things as grand as a blast of warm water on your taint/underscrotal area.
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I could make you very happy.NYDingbat wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:38 pmI can't feel clean without a handheld shower head. You fellas may be able to do it, but I can't.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:08 pmYou, Sir, need indoor plumbing. I save on paper by having a shower stall right beside the toilet. Get the shower head extension man. There are few things as grand as a blast of warm water on your taint/underscrotal area.
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