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Abslolutely ADORES inside jokes. The less people who get it the better is what he allus says.
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He went to 13th grade.

No really, he did.
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He can do ventriloquism with his sock puppet with a Grover voice.
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I saw him once wearing pants, he told me they were stolen. Wearing stolen pants
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He eats special black German fruits. (eggplant)

He said that Mr. Sock (his sock puppet) went backwards in time to vote for Hitler.

A woman recently told him his ass looks like a woman's ass.

He's the German version of Borat when he comes to the U.S.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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I saw him once wearing pants, he told me they were stolen. Wearing stolen pants
And not just pants. Stolen pants. Despicable. But I suppose advanced cases of bumwine dementia make a person do such things.
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He probably thinks the show Airwolf is about Michael J. Fox playing basketball.
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He has Arnold Schwarzenegger and Leatherface action figures and makes gun shooting sounds and chainsaw sound effects while playing with them.
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His go-to onomatopoeia is "BOOM". He uses it as a noun, verb, and adjective. But he prounounces it "BEWM".
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Here is the least known fact: He enjoys any all abuse heaped upon him. He may be a BDSM fan.
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His shapely apple butt of a woman's ass can rock a pair of Daisy Dukes.
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He is the only known member of rare german balding dick eagle, who is famous for swooping on unsuspecting junkies cocks!

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Today he said he was going to catch that Stallone retrospective at the Omni.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NWeyz7e8E
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His favorite game was playing with sticks when he was a child. And dressed them up in Barbie's clothes.
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Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:24 pm
His favorite game was playing with sticks when he was a child. And dressed them up in Barbie's clothes.
greatest and smartest post ever!
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