little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He walks around wearing high heels in his flat.
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His parents didn't talk to him until he was 12-years-old. Until that time, the only thing he heard them say was "get out of here can't you see we're fucking!?" and "bring me another crossword puzzle and a cigarette. I'm on the toilet with a terrible case of diarrhea!"
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He asked how to spell the word "syphilis".
His "German cat hunts Jewish mice".
He wants to kick Elvis Presley's skull into the sea so a whale can eat it.
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Where do you people get all this terrible terrible stuff from? What`s wrong with you?
See ya`ll on skype tonight when drunk.
See ya`ll on skype tonight when drunk.
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When he drinks brandy he uses the finger at fellow innocent drunkards.
He has most "unfavorite" African countries.
He wears animal print loin cloths.
Has solo mosh pits in his flat.
He has most "unfavorite" African countries.
He wears animal print loin cloths.
Has solo mosh pits in his flat.
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Can exist for months on plants, brambles, and forest litter.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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He is an extraterrestrial that has exposed each poster to this thread to each other. It's frightening! He also farts and tap dances as a method of communication. Could get him injured if you ask me.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I speak a little fart, took it for years in high school and college, these days just don't get the chance to use it as much as I'd like.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He sometimes goes tinkle in his leather lederhosen.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Fartese is the universal language of the people, far more accessible than that Esperanto crap. I heard you were working on translating Shakespeare.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:47 pmI speak a little fart, took it for years in high school and college, these days just don't get the chance to use it as much as I'd like.
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Badfellow: Gene uses blow jobs as a form of currency.
Should I put that in "Drinking Quotes" instead?
Should I put that in "Drinking Quotes" instead?
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He keeps a small bottle of spit in his night stand which he uses for lube.
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He collects molds, spores and fungus.
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