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Drunk Travel Log
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I will be spending the reat of the weekend in LA. I plan on drinking at the Prince of Whales bar and putting se eral rounds on Lush City's tab.
Thanks Lush.
Thanks Lush.
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We made it to the Los Angeles basin in four hours and are now traveling on the freeway at an average of 33 MPH. This is why I hate L.A.
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five and a half hours later...
finally checked into room in downtown long beach. im thirsty.
finally checked into room in downtown long beach. im thirsty.
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Finally. Gooch and I have settled in at the Auld Dubliner bar on Pine and Bay Streets. It's a warm 82 degrees. Beer is cold, people are nice.
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Now whatcha guys doin'? Drinking piña coladas sunbathing in your swim trunks with your pedicured toes in the sand?
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sitting 11 rows up 20 yard line at Chargers/Redskins game. pitifully undrunk
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Go to an eagles/raiders game next time. But make sure to bring body armor
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Okay. So, we took off this morning, heading for Denver. After a short stop, we headed to New Orleans. Everything is different here. It's a different culture. People behave differently. Drink. Drunk. Drank. Fuck!
Ryans Irish Bar, Trpical Isle, The Dungion, Toulouse dive bar, Marriott Hotel Bar.
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Ryans Irish Bar, Trpical Isle, The Dungion, Toulouse dive bar, Marriott Hotel Bar.
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You were heading to Denwer but ended up in N'awlins? Obviously you didn't ask Alexa where to go.
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And who is "we"? Like the "royal we?*** "You know, the editorial... I dropped off the money, exactly as per... Look, man I've got certain information alright? Certain things have come to light, and uh, ya know, has it ever occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, you know it, it it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it's not just, it might not be, just such a simple, uh... you know?"Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:07 amOkay. So, we took off this morning, heading for the Northwest Angle. After a short stop, we headed to New Orleans.
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***the collective body of a nation or state as politically organized with the king/queen being viewed as the head, the peasantry being viewed as the legs etc.
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(Psssst... those are his code words for the bathroom and the bedroom. Don't ask me which one has the beads. Shhhh...)Artful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:34 amYou were heading to Denwer but ended up in N'awlins? Obviously you didn't ask Alexa where to go.
Dear Booze! Travel well and full report please, young traveler. May you get more beads than Roseanna.
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STFU ADmistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:52 pm(Psssst... those are his code words for the bathroom and the bedroom. Don't ask me which one has the beads. Shhhh...)Artful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:34 amYou were heading to Denwer but ended up in N'awlins? Obviously you didn't ask Alexa where to go.
Dear Booze! Travel well and full report please, young traveler. May you get more beads than Roseanna.
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This (Today) is the anniversary of the battle of New Orleans.
Play "Battle of New Orleans…"
In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississippi
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans
We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
We looked down the river and we seed the British come
And there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing
We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets till we looked 'em in the eyes
We held our fire till we seed their faces well
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave 'em
Well, we
Fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Yeah they ran through the briers and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannonballs 'n' powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind
We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
Yeah they ran through the briers and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
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HAY! Why am I gettin' all the STFUps when Willies bagged yer balls as well?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:47 pmSTFU ADmistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:52 pm(Psssst... those are his code words for the bathroom and the bedroom. Don't ask me which one has the beads. Shhhh...)Artful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:34 amYou were heading to Denwer but ended up in N'awlins? Obviously you didn't ask Alexa where to go.
Dear Booze! Travel well and full report please, young traveler. May you get more beads than Roseanna.
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This story comes out in my mind sounding Beverly Hillbillyish.
Where are you now anyway? Don't be late for your city council meeting tomorrow.
Okole maluna!