And how god would feel if over the centuries dumbasses wrote stuff in his diary
Finding a Bible
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Re: Finding a Bible
Hows about this hat. :Dbrandonman wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:13 pmWhatever God wears, we know that he wants PEOPLE to wear a hat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUM8kHGPzfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
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Buy a hat like that and you get a free bowl of soup.calx wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:53 pmHows about this hat. :Dbrandonman wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:13 pmWhatever God wears, we know that he wants PEOPLE to wear a hat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUM8kHGPzfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
https://youtu.be/jB0nJ64cgmU
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That's a good point. Do you think God appreciates people reading his diary? Or knowing that he had a crush on Satan in middle school. Middle school can be an awkward time, even for the devine creator of the universe.
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And he banged Maria in front of stupid Joe`s eyes
I can only repeat myself: slut slut slut
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God is the slut in that scenario, not Mary. And Joe is a perv for watching.
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Finally, there is a book called "I'm Just Here for the Drinks" by Souther Teague which easily describes the background, history, and distillation process of all the major alcohols as well as recipes for drinks. It's kind of textbook-like in the way it's presented, but easy and fun to read. The author's style is very conversational and laid back. I highly recommend it for all drunkards.brandonman wrote: ↑Tue May 08, 2018 7:26 pmThat all said, what is THE go-to cocktail manual? I don't want some hipster yuppie mixologist fucking chemistry book. I want something unpretentious, yet comprehensive. Something masculine, but not in the lumbersexual lame hipster way. Something 1800s and early 1900s level classic, while being modern. Something that isn't just a strict recipe book without stories, without being obnoxious. Something up the MDM alley, basically. Is there some lost Generation comprehensive drink manual? Some no-frills manual with origin stories? Some gonzo-recounting of a booze-hound's life-long travels to every corner tavern on earth? We want something physical, where we can tick off, drink by drink, until we have plowed through them all. I was thinking on the order of a 1,000 cocktails, but that may be a little ambitious.
https://www.amazon.com/Just-Here-Drinks ... 0998789844
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