Dood, you sound like an everyday drinker. You need to dry out a few days a week. You are too young to be experiencing strange drunken syndrome symptoms. But that is anathema to this website. Party on!
Shit monday
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- Lush City
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I work out three days a week, try to eat rather healthy during the week and drink shitloads of water. I have no idea, must be the bumwine taking it`s toll
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I refuse to post in a thread dedicated to the day that follows Sunday, for religious reasons. Bacchus would smack thee.
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This Monday coming up I'm going to embark on a 3 day juice fast and liver flush. It's quite a sojourn with twice a day enemas and lots of crystal green globules in my poop. That's the trapped bile that doesn't get excreted. I do this once a year. Cheers to good health!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Hurf Hurf Hurf. Buzzed as fuck after finishing off a bottle of cheap scotch and working on beers. Kickin' back. If someone gonna bring shit to my Monday I will punch entity responsible to the throat/balls depending on height.
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Juices of what variety?Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:19 pmThis Monday coming up I'm going to embark on a 3 day juice fast and liver flush. It's quite a sojourn with twice a day enemas and lots of crystal green globules in my poop. That's the trapped bile that doesn't get excreted. I do this once a year. Cheers to good health!
I could convince myself that I might try this.
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Mostly freshly juiced celery, parsley and spinach.You can get this at your local health food store. Carrot juice and coconut water/milk are also very good. It's very unpleasant to go through so be committed to flushing your liver. The results will be worth it. More drinking power to you!gede wrote: ↑Sat Jun 16, 2018 5:14 amJuices of what variety?Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:19 pmThis Monday coming up I'm going to embark on a 3 day juice fast and liver flush. It's quite a sojourn with twice a day enemas and lots of crystal green globules in my poop. That's the trapped bile that doesn't get excreted. I do this once a year. Cheers to good health!
I could convince myself that I might try this.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Monday is only as shitty as you allow it to be. In my world, on this particular week, Monday is my Friday. Thus it follows suit that I mayhap take some drugs, then wallow in whiskey and pizza at the bar, watch a little Jeopardy, play a little 8 ball, flirt with the harpies, that sort of thing.
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You didn't have me until 'harpies'.Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:13 pmMonday is only as shitty as you allow it to be. In my world, on this particular week, Monday is my Friday. Thus it follows suit that I mayhap take some drugs, then wallow in whiskey and pizza at the bar, watch a little Jeopardy, play a little 8 ball, flirt with the harpies, that sort of thing.
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My credo: There are no bad days.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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If we cut every monday from our calendars the year would only be 313 days. That would rock, birthdays and holidays would get here quicker. On the other hand we would die faster though
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Or can we put every monday in one ugly month and ignore the hell out off it? Let`s call it monthday
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Or can we put every monday in one ugly month and ignore the hell out off it? Let`s call it monthday
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Mondays into Tuesdays are now my Fridays. I <3 Mondays.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Can we give monday a new name please? Like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher Day, Tuesday the second even
Just something that doesn`t hurt as much
I`m a winy bitch I know
this shirt rocks btw I need it
Just something that doesn`t hurt as much
I`m a winy bitch I know
this shirt rocks btw I need it
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