That might be the most absurd thing since "Run Ronnie Run". And I want to see it.oettinger wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:31 amLike this, they should call it "Mullet - the movie" and part two is just called "Mullets"scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:25 amYou could call it "The Mullet Chronicles"mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:25 am
Ronnie Dobbs and Joe Dirt. What a movie that would be.
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Titties and beer!
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Were you raised in kindergarten until hitting 18?
Booze n boobs it`s called! Dumbass
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Could also call it cleavage and lager. Not such a snappy name but it could catch on.
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Never call it Booze n Boobs. BnB for short right. Well the guys over at Air BnB are not happy with my latest request I'll tell you that much.
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Jugs n mugs?
Nips n sips?
Fun bags n space bags?
Nips n sips?
Fun bags n space bags?
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Hooch and Hooters.
H&H
H&H
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Damn!!!
All I got is melons and felons and that doesn't really have anything to do with boozing.
I mean it could but being a felon is kinda broad.
All I got is melons and felons and that doesn't really have anything to do with boozing.
I mean it could but being a felon is kinda broad.
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Beer and cats. If I could just focus on sucking down beer and feeding and watering the cats life be so much more fucking awesome.
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Wait, you got plants that grow cats? Catsparilla?
Catsaicin? Catzilla?!
Holy friggin frig. *Drinks heavily now*
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Not a plant.
More like Gremlins.
Think about it.
More like Gremlins.
Think about it.
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I've had enough to drink that a Gremlins/Police Academy crossover sound like a really good idea. But with lots of boobs like in Porky's and Porky's 2: Porky's Revenge. And Steve Guttenberg gets killed by gremlins in the first three minutes.
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Not a good idea until you fit Crossing Delancey in there somewhere.
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Your idea is better, except for the popping out of the backs thingy. That would leave holes. Blecch. I was thinking more like this, I think. I'll have to become drunk again to make absolutely certain.
Heading there now. It's a mission.
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Dude. Seriously. That's how all 80's movies should've started!
"Wait, oh shit. I didn't know He was gonna be in this? Oh, hold on there Nelly. Yup. He just died within the first three minutes. I think I like this movie now."
There should be a movie about it. Like a Leone western. The Good, The Drunk, and the Stinkfinger.
Or, mayhaps, a "Steve Guttenberg Must Die" Romero film.
Hey, we should maim people who use that Mayhaps word.
*hiccup*
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