My New House
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Re: My New House
Golf carts with shotguns and liquor might actually make a golfer out of me.
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scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:06 pmGolf carts with shotguns and liquor might actually make a golfer out of me.
This can be done in TX.
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Count this here Drunkard Injun in as well.Sammy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:58 pmscream ale wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:06 pmGolf carts with shotguns and liquor might actually make a golfer out of me.
This can be done in TX.
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... And the motorized porta-potties are a bit over the top. I mean, due to the lift kit, I almost got scalped in the liquor drive-thru.
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Motorized porta potties are the wave of the future. The next big thing in waste.
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I actually scheduled a mover for October 15th because the lawyers said they'd be ready to close this week. Maybe my threat to walk away had something to do with that but the Contractors are excited too.
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All kidding aside, that's friggin proper. Walk with purpose.
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Well, the closing is now October 17th. Lawyers pinky swear. I am taking them at their word, so I had the utilities switched to my name as of that date. But I had to put up a security deposit for the electric due to my last minute decision to have a ferris wheel installed in my backyard. Apparently, the electric company felt that was over the top and doubted my ability to pay.
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Ferris wheel? Nice.
Your place must be a Drunkard's paradise
Dizzying Whirled?
Dolly Would?
Knute's Beery Farm?
Sammy's Town?
Man, I'll bet the farm that you can charge a cover for The Alibi.
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Your place must be a Drunkard's paradise
Dizzying Whirled?
Dolly Would?
Knute's Beery Farm?
Sammy's Town?
Man, I'll bet the farm that you can charge a cover for The Alibi.
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Re: My New House
I have no drunken idea what your guys are talking about. Thumbs up from me cause I am drinking
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I'd like to report that Sammy is firmly entrenched in his new domicile. Ferris wheel? Check. Wet bar? Check. Land mines and German guard dogs? Check.
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Nice to meet you Lord Beelzebub.Sammy wrote: ↑Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:59 pmWell, the closing is now October 17th. Lawyers pinky swear. I am taking them at their word, so I had the utilities switched to my name as of that date. But I had to put up a security deposit for the electric due to my last minute decision to have a ferris wheel installed in my backyard. Apparently, the electric company felt that was over the top and doubted my ability to pay.
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Re: My New House
Sammy is cranking generally disagreeable music to this neighborhood. Fortunately, Sammy's house is well insulated. Or maybe the neighbors noticed the movers humping that gun safe in. Who knows? Fuck them. They need to deal with ME! I feel sorry for them. I am here to stay and surrender is unacceptable.