Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!
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Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!
Do it. You have to listen. I'm an enabler!
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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!
I don't believe in skype but I want to call in sick to work.
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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!
Work? My daily commute consists of me walking 40 ft to the bathroom to take a piss. Ok, so maybe only 30 ft.
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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!
Are you kidding me? Who wants to walk farther than 30 ft to take a piss when they're drunk?
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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!
Oh...I so want to do this....give me 5 days
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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!
Ohh, it's happening...
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Re: Call in sick to work and drunk Skype!
Is Tuesday a prerequisite? I'm usually half way to the mountains for air quality sample collection by the time I undrunk up, and calling would be another monkey
wrench in the spokes.