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^peaches bruise way too easily. They need to toughen up. Wimps.
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That post is hilarious
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All Star shit right there!
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Nah. That line has been floating around the intertrons for a while now. I can't take credit for it.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:07 pmAll Star shit right there!
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That's Patchez for ya. No bullshit.Patchez wrote: ↑Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:14 pmNah. That line has been floating around the intertrons for a while now. I can't take credit for it.
(Some folks like that ript bastard would be fine with taking credit, ennid?)
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I'll take credit for using it in the proper context of the quoted post. And for relevancy.
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In movies when people try to secretly get on someone's computer but it's password protected and yet they always miraculously guess it.
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I can relate to this. Or what about when they're "hacking" a computer and the process comes with fancy 3D visualizations.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:40 amIn movies when people try to secretly get on someone's computer but it's password protected and yet they always miraculously guess it.
As over the top as the second Matrix was, it actually depicted a realistic exploitation, with a plain good-ol terminal.
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In the movies, when someone has snuck into an office and is downloading a file from another person's computer onto a disk or thumbdrive.... It never fails. They hear someone coming down the hall.
*CLOSEUP of protaganist's face. He looks toward the door. Sweat drips from his brow.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. Status bar shows 20 seconds left for download.
*PROTAGONIST: (whispering) "come on, come on, come on."
*SFX footsteps getting closer.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. 10 seconds.
*SFX someone fumbling with keys just outside door.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. 5 seconds.
*MEDIUM SHOT of door opening a janitorial staff or securuty team opening the door and looking into dark office. They flip on light.
*POINT OF VIEW of Janitorial or security staff. Room is empty. Computer is off.
*WIDE SHOT protaganist is hiding under a desk or on a ledge, or hanging above the door with the computer disk in his mouth. Janitor/security closes door and walks away.
*CLOSEUP of protaganist's face. He looks toward the door. Sweat drips from his brow.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. Status bar shows 20 seconds left for download.
*PROTAGONIST: (whispering) "come on, come on, come on."
*SFX footsteps getting closer.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. 10 seconds.
*SFX someone fumbling with keys just outside door.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. 5 seconds.
*MEDIUM SHOT of door opening a janitorial staff or securuty team opening the door and looking into dark office. They flip on light.
*POINT OF VIEW of Janitorial or security staff. Room is empty. Computer is off.
*WIDE SHOT protaganist is hiding under a desk or on a ledge, or hanging above the door with the computer disk in his mouth. Janitor/security closes door and walks away.
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My password for all accounts is "Password1"Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Dec 29, 2018 11:59 amAnd all the while the freakin' password was the family dog's name.
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That`s you caught cheatingDear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Dec 29, 2018 11:56 amIn the movies, when someone has snuck into an office and is downloading a file from another person's computer onto a disk or thumbdrive.... It never fails. They hear someone coming down the hall.
*CLOSEUP of protaganist's face. He looks toward the door. Sweat drips from his brow.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. Status bar shows 20 seconds left for download.
*PROTAGONIST: (whispering) "come on, come on, come on."
*SFX footsteps getting closer.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. 10 seconds.
*SFX someone fumbling with keys just outside door.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. 5 seconds.
*MEDIUM SHOT of door opening a janitorial staff or securuty team opening the door and looking into dark office. They flip on light.
*POINT OF VIEW of Janitorial or security staff. Room is empty. Computer is off.
*WIDE SHOT protaganist is hiding under a desk or on a ledge, or hanging above the door with the computer disk in his mouth. Janitor/security closes door and walks away.
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People that leave their xmas bullshit up days after xmas is over. It's almost fucking New Years, it's over. You've had your holly jolly horse shit lights and reindeer and nativity nonsense up since the day before Halloween. Shove it back up your ass til next year.
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^ ^ ^ Totally. I especially hate the inflatable shit like blown up snowmen and Santas. Sorry Dear Booze, I know you probably have those.
On that note, people who decorate for Easter. Really?!
On that note, people who decorate for Easter. Really?!
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Keyboards in metal music. Save the synths for your ambient side project.
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