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When your pets get ticks and ESPECIALLY when they won't let you remove them. Good times!
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Have you tried smearing vasoline on and around the tick? It will begin to suffocate and back itself out of the dog.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 11:31 amWhen your pets get ticks and ESPECIALLY when they won't let you remove them. Good times!
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Really? i also read Dawn soap is supposed to do the same but wasn't sure if it was wive's tales. Anything at this juncture we will try.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 11:58 amHave you tried smearing vasoline on and around the tick? It will begin to suffocate and back itself out of the dog.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 11:31 amWhen your pets get ticks and ESPECIALLY when they won't let you remove them. Good times!
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Probably anything gooey. Lard, axle greese, molasses, hair gel, hand lotion, mayonnaise, grape jelly, ky jelly, toe jam, eye boogers, loogies, jizz... any of those things might work.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 12:01 pmReally? i also read Dawn soap is supposed to do the same but wasn't sure if it was wive's tales. Anything at this juncture we will try.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 11:58 amHave you tried smearing vasoline on and around the tick? It will begin to suffocate and back itself out of the dog.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 11:31 amWhen your pets get ticks and ESPECIALLY when they won't let you remove them. Good times!
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We tried all those things. Still didn't work.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 3:06 pmProbably anything gooey. Lard, axle greese, molasses, hair gel, hand lotion, mayonnaise, grape jelly, ky jelly, toe jam, eye boogers, loogies, jizz... any of those things might work.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 12:01 pmReally? i also read Dawn soap is supposed to do the same but wasn't sure if it was wive's tales. Anything at this juncture we will try.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 11:58 am
Have you tried smearing vasoline on and around the tick? It will begin to suffocate and back itself out of the dog.
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Did you try soaking the dog in gasoline and lighting it on fire? I read somewhere on the internet that ticks hate fire.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2019 12:07 amWe tried all those things. Still didn't work.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 3:06 pmProbably anything gooey. Lard, axle greese, molasses, hair gel, hand lotion, mayonnaise, grape jelly, ky jelly, toe jam, eye boogers, loogies, jizz... any of those things might work.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2019 12:01 pmReally? i also read Dawn soap is supposed to do the same but wasn't sure if it was wive's tales. Anything at this juncture we will try.
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Interweb trolls. What non-contributors to the well being of humanity. They really have nothing better to do with their time?
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They seem to enjoy the thumbs-down firsty thing as well.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2019 11:16 pmInterweb trolls. What non-contributors to the well being of humanity. They really have nothing better to do with their time?
But, they're never Thirsty.
Always DRYed out.
Frig that.
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The fact that cream ale no longer comes in 30 packs. The largest size is now a case apparently. Same price though for six less beers. Some stupid shit.
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The homeopathic pain killers the vet subscribed for our puppy after it`s vaccination.
Like since when are placebos supposed to work on animals????
Like since when are placebos supposed to work on animals????
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Wow. I would certainly see another vet next time.
They shouldn't be allowed to practice if they are pulling that kind of bullshit.
HOMEOPATHY! Bullshit.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.