Good afternoon sunday imbibers.
Next week it`s gonna be hot, 90 something F. And I agreed to help out a friend of dad`s in the garden.
That garden is a freaking mess. I`ll die in my sweaty hungover ass tomorrow.
That guy got cancer all over his organs. The more they research the more they find. Doctors now contemplate how to put him to sleep less painful.
Yeah I shouldn`t bitch about my hangover.
Cheers everyone
Sunday
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Re: Sunday
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:39 amChunks of schnitzel, definitely toast crumbs, coffee droplets, tortellini's, pepperocini's, White Russian spillage, canned herring, dirty undies, and an entire bratwurst.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:22 am
There should be a DRINK named after the contents of each of your spilled keyboards. Crumbs, ashes, vodka, lemon rinds, perhaps a tomato pip from the bloody days of yore?
Fermented, dessicated, rehydrated, again and again, like filtering and refining a vodka, but in reverse.
As well as the Oettinger beer he craves. (His train broke down in that town one day a few years back... That's why they went bankrupt, that town.)
Since those are three ethyl-based liquids, then this means it is a cocktail.
But what is the name of it?
What is the recipe?
I simply know about cigarette ashes, beans, lemon rinds, tomato juice, vodka, bum wine (cheap, not expensive) and õettinger brewskie. Perhaps some manly sweat.
Thoughts, any of you?
It's like that children's carnival game where you pretend like you are fishing and someone behind the screen puts some random prize on the hook. The same could be done in oettinger's office. It's like a box of chocolates...yah never know what...aw never mind.
This is beginning to devolve into a copycat of Thirsty's 1% thread, here:
viewtopic.php?f=11&t=69497
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Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks
Damn I slept almost until 1 p.m.
What is your usual get-up time?
Normally it`s around 8 for me.
Of course I`ve had a lot of catching up to do today but finally managed to get a good buzz going at around 9 a.m.
Cheers you drunks, hurry and don`t waste any time!
Damn I slept almost until 1 p.m.
What is your usual get-up time?
Normally it`s around 8 for me.
Of course I`ve had a lot of catching up to do today but finally managed to get a good buzz going at around 9 a.m.
Cheers you drunks, hurry and don`t waste any time!
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday imbibes,
I don`t remember how I got into bed last night, according to AD I passed out with a casserole in front of me.
I slept until noon, that sleep was desperately needed. I feel a bit shattered but good, working to get a nice buzz going.
Cheers
I don`t remember how I got into bed last night, according to AD I passed out with a casserole in front of me.
I slept until noon, that sleep was desperately needed. I feel a bit shattered but good, working to get a nice buzz going.
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good morning sunday drunks.
Do you think drunks are better pet-owners?
Our dog is a spoiled brat cause there`s always some party going on.
An undrunk`s dog would have to live with scheduled sleep, eat and potty times.
Time to party now, cheers everyone
Do you think drunks are better pet-owners?
Our dog is a spoiled brat cause there`s always some party going on.
An undrunk`s dog would have to live with scheduled sleep, eat and potty times.
Time to party now, cheers everyone
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday drunks,
we got a visit from Constantly Drunk and his mom this morning. We had champagne (well kinda) for breakfast. That was refreshing.
Could`ve slept much longer though, damn I`m tired.
Cheers
we got a visit from Constantly Drunk and his mom this morning. We had champagne (well kinda) for breakfast. That was refreshing.
Could`ve slept much longer though, damn I`m tired.
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
I just realised the lone thing that fills up faster than my liver is my ashtray.
Non smoking would save me 3 to 4 grand a year. Not owning a car does the same trick though
cough cough cheers cough
I just realised the lone thing that fills up faster than my liver is my ashtray.
Non smoking would save me 3 to 4 grand a year. Not owning a car does the same trick though
cough cough cheers cough
Drink!
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Re: Sunday
Cheers to owning a car. And for those of you that are like me, not even knowing how to drive.
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Re: Sunday
Nope. Can't do it. Don't care, never did. Fuck the car.
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Re: Sunday
And cheers to NOT owning a car.
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Re: Sunday
Spent the day celebrating a coworker's birthday at a bottomless brunch. Nonstop food and drinks for a reasonable price. So many margaritas. ... so so many.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday drinkers.
Soon there will be the yearly triathlon. Bicycle riders will drive in front of our pront porch and then turn the corner to ride by our driveway. Yuck, some are already practicing the route.
Claymores, minigun, flamethrower, I`ll try my best to interrupt it.
I`ll let our dog out also. His name is Rambo for a reason.
Gettin drunk now trying to come up with other malicious ideas.
Cheers
Soon there will be the yearly triathlon. Bicycle riders will drive in front of our pront porch and then turn the corner to ride by our driveway. Yuck, some are already practicing the route.
Claymores, minigun, flamethrower, I`ll try my best to interrupt it.
I`ll let our dog out also. His name is Rambo for a reason.
Gettin drunk now trying to come up with other malicious ideas.
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Oil slick at the corner.oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:37 amGood afternoon sunday drinkers.
Soon there will be the yearly triathlon. Bicycle riders will drive in front of our pront porch and then turn the corner to ride by our driveway. Yuck, some are already practicing the route.
Claymores, minigun, flamethrower, I`ll try my best to interrupt it.
I`ll let our dog out also. His name is Rambo for a reason.
Gettin drunk now trying to come up with other malicious ideas.
Cheers
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Re: Sunday
Randomly placed DETOUR sign...facing toward oncoming traffic?oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:37 amGood afternoon sunday drinkers.
Soon there will be the yearly triathlon. Bicycle riders will drive in front of our pront porch and then turn the corner to ride by our driveway. Yuck, some are already practicing the route.
Claymores, minigun, flamethrower, I`ll try my best to interrupt it.
I`ll let our dog out also. His name is Rambo for a reason.
Gettin drunk now trying to come up with other malicious ideas.
Cheers
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'