Easy to remember, it usually ends up on your frozen pizza
YKYDW....
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The phrase "your last drink" sounds like a horrifying nightmare.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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It sounds like a death bed request.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:31 pmThe phrase "your last drink" sounds like a horrifying nightmare.
Hell, that's all it should ever sound like.
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You know you are drunk when a major earthquake shakes your world and you immediately start considering the notion of quitting your drinking.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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no, that`s called a pussy
YKYDW you are prepared for every earthquake with according mixers in hand. Two tone 6er richterscale or a more sophisticated 5 part 8 on the richters cocktail mixers
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Your familiy doctor jumps into fetal position sucking his thumb just by your mere presence.
When forced to read your blood tests he says: No. no. no no. "You read it" he says shiverring still sucking on an old artificial breast-feeding device he found in the pre war supply shelf.
When forced to read your blood tests he says: No. no. no no. "You read it" he says shiverring still sucking on an old artificial breast-feeding device he found in the pre war supply shelf.
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D.C. had an earthquake in '11 I think. I was working in the city and they let us out early. Everyone went home, I went straight to one of my favorite bars on U Street, Ben's Next Door. So yeah, nah, the ground giving away underneath me is just more of a reason to tip a few.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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You try to make a sense out of your postings from 10 hours agooettinger wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2019 5:23 pmYour familiy doctor jumps into fetal position sucking his thumb just by your mere presence.
When forced to read your blood tests he says: No. no. no no. "You read it" he says shiverring still sucking on an old artificial breast-feeding device he found in the pre war supply shelf.
Drink!
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During summer olympics they do an obstacle run inspired by you stumbling home drunk
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Your passport clearly states you are not from this country , but the heck you can not remember were you originated from
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Rule 86: It's not the last drink of the evening, it's the first drink of the rest of your life.*Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:01 pmIt sounds like a death bed request.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:31 pmThe phrase "your last drink" sounds like a horrifying nightmare.
Hell, that's all it should ever sound like.
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Speaking of the revised Rules, are these to supersede the original Rules or should we just add the new ones to the old poster?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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A refreshed look at it doesn`t scream supersede to me.
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