*Say the unholy name of Jimmy Lester no less than three times, but not more than three times
*If the moon isn't full, you will have to take a shit in the urinal of your favorite dive bar to align the elements
*Very important: according to Tobin's Spirit Guide, before the summoning, you must be drunk, and you must pour an offering of Irish whiskey or whatever the fuck you're buying a round of around the pentagram (not to be confused with Instasham) to prevent the spirit of Jimmy Lester escaping into the ethereal realm
Now has Jimmy Lester actually left this mortal coil to drink at the great open bar in the sky? Because I want to know exactly what shit he was fucking. What was this all about?
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Now has Jimmy Lester actually left this mortal coil to drink at the great open bar in the sky? Because I want to know exactly what shit he was fucking. What was this all about?
Jimmy Lester used to be a man. Of sorts. Now he's just a malevolent whore-spirit who occasionally escapes from the dive bar of hell to possess random drunks and assholes for his own amusement.
As for the shit part, I wouldn't even want to speculate. But it goes without saying that Jimmy Lester was a well known turd burgler in the community, and that his collection of dog feces foraged from city parks and sidewalks was second to none.