How about morning people? Spandex-clad, and all too eager to power-walk the block. Their optimism for the day sickens me.
Yeah and they're all doing squats and energized from a PowerBar and a freshly blended Smoothie breakfast. Clearly those people do not drink. I don't envy them just as they don't envy me, slithering out of bed on Sunday morning for some biscuits and gravy at the local greasy diner to absorb the alcohol.
Getting out of the house...that's my workout for the day. And quite an accomplishment.
Not to be a hard on, but unless it's drinking or bar related, I find signs like this hanging in people's homes a bit annoying. I can barely stomach "It's 5:00 somewhere" like Dear Booze probably has.
Those are dumb as hell. I see one hanging over someone's porch all the time that says "If you're drinking to forget please pay in advance".
Clipped my finger on a door frame today while making deliveries. BLOOD!
It's annoying me now though because it's rubbing up against my other fingers each time I crack open the KD.
Learn how to use your feet
Leave the cap on loosely?
Or you could learn how to open the bottle with your teeth. I used to know a girl who could open beer bottles with her teeth. Her husband could do it too.
Or you could learn how to open the bottle with your teeth. I used to know a girl who could open beer bottles with her teeth. Her husband could do it too.
Good suggestions. Anyways, opening bottles with your teeth sounds like a nice way to get a hefty dental bill for fixing a chipped tooth (or teeth).
The dog barking at his mirror image
The dog barking at birds
The dog barking at imaginary things in the woods
The dog barking at me
The dog barking at other dogs on TV
and so on...
The dog barking at his mirror image
The dog barking at birds
The dog barking at imaginary things in the woods
The dog barking at me
The dog barking at other dogs on TV
and so on...
The dog barking at his mirror image
The dog barking at birds
The dog barking at imaginary things in the woods
The dog barking at me
The dog barking at other dogs on TV
and so on...