Stuff I thought as a Kid
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I used to think that because movies were once in black and white that reality itself used to be black and white.
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Yeah, but only on Skype. I wear a skinny tie and and a very old, small pair of tighty off-whites just for the occasion. Ah, the good ol' days of propriety. If I wheeze a bit while chatting, it's because they're quite tight these days.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:22 amIsn't this you still to this day?mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:06 pmI couldn't watch Saturday morning shows on the floor while wearing only my tighty whites with my repast of roof-of-the-mouth-shredding Honeycomb Hide-out cereal.
I'd thought that the television people, whether real or drawn, could see me as i could see them, so I put on a tie. In addition to my tighty whites. Proper. Perhaps Alex P. Keaton did that as well.
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And I thought because Brad Pitt was some fagott in Legends of the fall, he was fucking gay in real life
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I used to worry that girls might know when I've masturbated.
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I always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
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Yep - that's why I didn't masturbate for weeks after my grandfather died.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:58 amI always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
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So what happened? Did Grandpa learn to look away after a few weeks or you just got cool with the idea of him watching?Hugh wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:25 amYep - that's why I didn't masturbate for weeks after my grandfather died.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:58 amI always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
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It was done in his honour, Special occasions onlyThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:13 amSo what happened? Did Grandpa learn to look away after a few weeks or you just got cool with the idea of him watching?Hugh wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:25 amYep - that's why I didn't masturbate for weeks after my grandfather died.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:58 amI always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
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