So I've been on vacation for the past two days and have been coasting the wave of a full-on tilt: Wake up, drink; day drink; and drink until morning -- go to sleep, rinse repeat. The last few days have been lived in a fog. I barely remember anything.
Except... I made fried chicken, I just don't remember eating any of it.
I'm sure I ate some, but I don't remember eating any of it, y'know? Damnit. I might as well have not made it at all, hahaha. And apparently it was good because my family ran through it and today it was all gone. Not a single piece remains. I hope drunk me enjoyed it cause un-drunk me is seething.
the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
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the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
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Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
Similarly, on weekends I sometimes get too drunk to eat anything I prepared by the time it's ready and then it's all gone the next day. Like the time I slaved over a huge roasted chicken and vegetables and woke up to find the next day oettinger ate the ENTIRE THING. Not even a wing remained! Talk about seething!Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:11 amSo I've been on vacation for the past two days and have been coasting the wave of a full-on tilt: Wake up, drink; day drink; and drink until morning -- go to sleep, rinse repeat. The last few days have been lived in a fog. I barely remember anything.
Except... I made fried chicken, I just don't remember eating any of it.
I'm sure I ate some, but I don't remember eating any of it, y'know? Damnit. I might as well have not made it at all, hahaha. And apparently it was good because my family ran through it and today it was all gone. Not a single piece remains. I hope drunk me enjoyed it cause un-drunk me is seething.
It's a sad state of affairs when I now have to preemptively make myself a plate and stash it somewhere.
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Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
If I am going to cook dinner I have to do it before I start drinking, and then reheat it later, because once I start drinking I really don't want to cook.
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Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
Nah, I love cooking and drinking. Something about the two just goes together.
The ultimate is when I'm grilling. I make sure that whatever I'm grilling last isn't a lean meat and can cook slow and low because I'm going to get drunk and I'M GOING to forget it's out there. One morning, at 2 a.m., I woke up to these wonderfully smoked jerk chicken wings. They went in marinated, I covered them, passed out...and with the coals dying down, four hours later, voila.
Hungover me gave a high five to undrunk me for planning it and drunk me for cooking it, because the three of us now had lunch for the next two days.
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Drunk cooking always turns into a mess and something always burns.
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Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
Yeah, and I'm usually the one that gets burned. That's why I pre-cook or go out to dinner. Or, I order delivery, although a few microwave bean and cheese burritos with hot sauce is ok in a pinch too. Anyone can manage that while drunk.
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Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
Open faced toasted peanut butter sandwiches are pretty drunk proof as well.
Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
This sound like a mothers in law bbq facedown sandwitch, double witchcreamcheese, Acid acid acid-a seen some tomato in her facescream ale wrote: ↑Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:04 pmOpen faced toasted peanut butter sandwiches are pretty drunk proof as well.
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Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
My last two years are a blur.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
Get a tattoo on your bald forehead: Call me Sam after reanimating
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Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
Just as an update. ....
Yeah, I made more fried chicken...and it was awesome. Made it and ate it over the course of three days. I'm currently waiting on more MDM merch. I'm trying to get a shirt collection so I can stop wearing the same damn things I've been wearing for five years. If it has to be drunken apparel, then so be it.
I think I also ordered a drinking glass. Why not?
Now's the time for me to take care of myself, and I need a drinking glass.
Yeah, I made more fried chicken...and it was awesome. Made it and ate it over the course of three days. I'm currently waiting on more MDM merch. I'm trying to get a shirt collection so I can stop wearing the same damn things I've been wearing for five years. If it has to be drunken apparel, then so be it.
I think I also ordered a drinking glass. Why not?
Now's the time for me to take care of myself, and I need a drinking glass.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
Don`t forget to buy the 6 issue monthly supscription. That thing comes out so sporadicly, your grand children will have some entertainment with itRye and Coke wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:26 pmJust as an update. ....
Yeah, I made more fried chicken...and it was awesome. Made it and ate it over the course of three days. I'm currently waiting on more MDM merch. I'm trying to get a shirt collection so I can stop wearing the same damn things I've been wearing for five years. If it has to be drunken apparel, then so be it.
I think I also ordered a drinking glass. Why not?
Now's the time for me to take care of myself, and I need a drinking glass.
Drink!