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Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Wow! You are another out of work comedy writer living in a cheap motel in Burbank. Just keep the material coming. We love it! This post made me hungry.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:15 pmNot surprised to see you've already become a metric floozy, AD. But let me break it down for ya...Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:43 am
Oh jizus 40 quarts? wtf is that anyway? I've been drinking, don't make me convert stuff. Did it take you like, 47,000 hours- I mean 2,820,000- minutes to pick that many?
And have to say I'm a little disappointed you don't have any skunk stories to share. Lame.
40 quarts @ 4 quarts per gallon = 10 one gallon bags, or 1 giant 10 gallon bag which is just stupid.
The calculation for the amount of time spent picking is a bit more complex, but basically if you take the number of cigarettes smoked multiplied by the number of doobies smoked, then divide that by the liters of vodka drank times the number of Hamm's beer cans, subtracted by the number of cheeseburgers plus the square root of frozen pizzas consumed and you'll get a general idea.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Working the new job. 10 hour days and the work is pretty intense. Pays well, though.
I'm sunburned to shit. Time for a drink.
I'm sunburned to shit. Time for a drink.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Installed a pair of 18 x 10 garage doors for a farmer's machine shed today. Brutalish work but the weather was kind and the cooler was full of Hamm's.
Now I'm sitting in the clubhouse of a rural golf course with the bar to myself and a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound California burger in the other.
Cheers, fellow Drunkards.
Now I'm sitting in the clubhouse of a rural golf course with the bar to myself and a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound California burger in the other.
Cheers, fellow Drunkards.
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Lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and yo momma.
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That's funny. So were you the one who ate the pepper? There are many parts of Dumb and Dumber that is me in a nutshell pretty much every day.
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No, I'd typically be the one spiking somebody else's burger. I love that movie though. I laugh my ass off every time I see it. Especially, this part.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:49 amThat's funny. So were you the one who ate the pepper? There are many parts of Dumb and Dumber that is me in a nutshell pretty much every day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA-VLDQDDJ4
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^^^ Fond childhood memories. I saw that in the theater when I was a kid. Funny shit.
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Those clips made the movie seem funnier than I remember it. I should probably re-watch it now that I'm significantly older.
The nuances of Jim Carrey's expressions are great.
The nuances of Jim Carrey's expressions are great.
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I must say that -- along with Dumb and Dumber -- the Jackass movies, from a philosophical standpoint, hold up over time.
They are our examination of humanity and the driving engine of alcohol in our experimentation and exploration of such.
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Jesus Christ, just watch the Jackass movies; 1,2, and 3...they're awesome.
They are our examination of humanity and the driving engine of alcohol in our experimentation and exploration of such.
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Jesus Christ, just watch the Jackass movies; 1,2, and 3...they're awesome.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Jackass movies? Isn`t this naked dudes jumping their BMX into sewers?
The golf course I missed out on.
That`s some big saloon style doors, did you use both hands to install them?
The golf course I missed out on.
Put cheese on and that`s my burger. Mayo yes please
Drink!
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There are field days occurring a few blocks from me. Our new Mayor has been spending tons of money on this instead of badly needed infrastructure and everyone attending knows at least one or more people they hate who will be attending.
This is TX where everyone carries a gun. I will play this wisely by not attending.
PORK AND BEANS!
This is TX where everyone carries a gun. I will play this wisely by not attending.
PORK AND BEANS!