Random shit
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Re: Random shit
The bottle.
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You could always join a cult like AA and deal the bottle a setback. But the bottle will return once you figure out you are in a cult. It's time to compromise death and have a workable relationship with booze.Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:00 amOk, let me try this again. Getting used to the board, so bear with me. Savage, I hope you are doing well. If you don't feel like drinking anything, I will gladly send my mailing address so you can send any half empty bottles this way. Keep your medicine though. It's a must. Whiskey is a cure-all.
Currently, I'm wondering if I'm still bulletproof. I need to find out. Me vs. a Bottle. An epic battle, for sure. Place your bets.
Savage, who is your money on?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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The board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?
Roo, you are backing the wrong horse. The only bottle I ever lose is the occasional one that C drops into the trash on pick up day. I'm pure win, baby!
As far as AA goes. That's not happening. What? I would have to work on my lock step? Get some chapstick and kiss ass. Very, very unlikely scenario. How about unleash the Dirty? That'll show them.
Roo, you are backing the wrong horse. The only bottle I ever lose is the occasional one that C drops into the trash on pick up day. I'm pure win, baby!
As far as AA goes. That's not happening. What? I would have to work on my lock step? Get some chapstick and kiss ass. Very, very unlikely scenario. How about unleash the Dirty? That'll show them.
I'm also known as ssapals.
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aka: Sweet Lou
aka: The Whole Enchilada
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Click "Remember Me" when you login.Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:21 amThe board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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*Ding Ding* Thanks for the heads up Nausea. That's a clear reason to tip one back.Nausea wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:11 amClick "Remember Me" when you login.Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:21 amThe board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?
I'm also known as ssapals.
aka: Dirty Lou
aka: Sweet Lou
aka: The Whole Enchilada
aka: Dirty Lou
aka: Sweet Lou
aka: The Whole Enchilada
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Random fuckin shiznat
Speaking of theatres, I see the new Downton Abbey movie is out. However, being a bit nearsighted and drunk in the googlies, I mistook the marquee as reading "Downtown Abby" and assumed it to be some sort of romping porno flick instead. No amount of liquor or sniffing glue was enough to assuage my disappointment.
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This happened to me, too. Suddenly my password was no good. I did a reset and entered the code that was sent to login and it was invalid. Went through this several times before finally sending a missive to the website admin. His drunken excellency Frank Kelly Rich responded with a reset of his own and now I'm back. He did mention something about "the servers" need to be looked at. It's all very frustrating.Nausea wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:11 amClick "Remember Me" when you login.Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:21 amThe board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Ah, you were here the other day, when I made my famous diner chili, followed a day later by my famous sloppy joes? Grumpy loves them both. He expressed his appreciation just as you say. I passed around the gas masks, and due to a slight alteration, we all enjoyed sippy bourbons while avoiding asphyxiation.mistah willies wrote: ↑Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:46 am
Ayuh.
Of course, everyone held their breath for a big explosion, like, really really huge.
Some commented that it looked like a steaming tea kettle, others thought it smelled rather like a meat smoker
like tears in rain
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Ass-fixation is a definite occurency the day after some diner chili, yes indeed.Savage wrote: ↑Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:31 pmAh, you were here the other day, when I made my famous diner chili, followed a day later by my famous sloppy joes? Grumpy loves them both. He expressed his appreciation just as you say. I passed around the gas masks, and due to a slight alteration, we all enjoyed sippy bourbons while avoiding asphyxiation.mistah willies wrote: ↑Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:46 am
Ayuh.
Of course, everyone held their breath for a big explosion, like, really really huge.
Some commented that it looked like a steaming tea kettle, others thought it smelled rather like a meat smoker
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Ahhhh random shit.
What`s going on.
By a rough estimate I don`t like 50 to 99,90 percent of the people alive on this plane
What`s going on.
By a rough estimate I don`t like 50 to 99,90 percent of the people alive on this plane
Drink!
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There's a whole line of people waiting to calm you down.
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Re: Random shit - art of the drink
LOVE Alice in Wonderland! This belongs hanging on my kitchen wall alongside my framed avatar "Drink Me" art.
(sorry it's so large but can't read it otherwise)
(sorry it's so large but can't read it otherwise)
Okole maluna!
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"sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Random shit - art of the drink
I think you have been hitting the Mescal and eating the worm. Hallucinations are a quite common occurrence to good tequila and mescal from outside Jalisco province. You will be fine in the morning.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2019 10:30 amLOVE Alice in Wonderland! This belongs hanging on my kitchen wall alongside my framed avatar "Drink Me" art.
(sorry it's so large but can't read it otherwise)
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.