Told her i quoted a deleted post man
Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
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- ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
You're too quick for me.
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- ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Lol np man
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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- greygoose1
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Yeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off! I nkow that it gets warm up there, dick. So anyway, Im;a go off for a few lines and, for anyone that doesn't recognize me, that's cool. The MDM saloon doors swing slow and wide, so it's glad to be back and meet you new fellow drunkards.
Physical update: shit. broke my fibula a week before starting a job at where? anybody? Yep, an orthopedic hospital. Now, the fibula is the little ''toothpick' bone that rides behind the big dog (the tibia). This was like straight-up cartoon shit. Scene: Mama Goose and I are watching netflix on a saturday night, daughter goose spending the night at a friend's house. 'round 11:30p I throw in the towel and tell the wifey I'm going to bed. She says she's going to stay up a little while longer, enjoy a few more adult beverages and then come to bed.
Fast > BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! I'm woken by slams on the front door. THe dogs are going apeshit, barking for all they're worth. BAM BAM BAM! I throw on some jeans while trying to run my ass through the family room, trip on our daughter's cello case lying straight up in my path to the front door. I land a little funky on my right leg but I don't think anyting's wrong as I didn't land on my ass. Dogs still barking like it's canine judgement day, I open the door.
Pizza.
Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.
It's late and I got more of them. I just wanted to say hey to all of you quality drunkards.
Physical update: shit. broke my fibula a week before starting a job at where? anybody? Yep, an orthopedic hospital. Now, the fibula is the little ''toothpick' bone that rides behind the big dog (the tibia). This was like straight-up cartoon shit. Scene: Mama Goose and I are watching netflix on a saturday night, daughter goose spending the night at a friend's house. 'round 11:30p I throw in the towel and tell the wifey I'm going to bed. She says she's going to stay up a little while longer, enjoy a few more adult beverages and then come to bed.
Fast > BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! I'm woken by slams on the front door. THe dogs are going apeshit, barking for all they're worth. BAM BAM BAM! I throw on some jeans while trying to run my ass through the family room, trip on our daughter's cello case lying straight up in my path to the front door. I land a little funky on my right leg but I don't think anyting's wrong as I didn't land on my ass. Dogs still barking like it's canine judgement day, I open the door.
Pizza.
Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.
It's late and I got more of them. I just wanted to say hey to all of you quality drunkards.
"...there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink".
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Welcome back Goose! Sorry to hear about the busted flipper or webed foot or whatever. Heal well.greygoose1 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pmYeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off! I nkow that it gets warm up there, dick. So anyway, Im;a go off for a few lines and, for anyone that doesn't recognize me, that's cool. The MDM saloon doors swing slow and wide, so it's glad to be back and meet you new fellow drunkards.
Physical update: shit. broke my fibula a week before starting a job at where? anybody? Yep, an orthopedic hospital. Now, the fibula is the little ''toothpick' bone that rides behind the big dog (the tibia). This was like straight-up cartoon shit. Scene: Mama Goose and I are watching netflix on a saturday night, daughter goose spending the night at a friend's house. 'round 11:30p I throw in the towel and tell the wifey I'm going to bed. She says she's going to stay up a little while longer, enjoy a few more adult beverages and then come to bed.
Fast > BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! I'm woken by slams on the front door. THe dogs are going apeshit, barking for all they're worth. BAM BAM BAM! I throw on some jeans while trying to run my ass through the family room, trip on our daughter's cello case lying straight up in my path to the front door. I land a little funky on my right leg but I don't think anyting's wrong as I didn't land on my ass. Dogs still barking like it's canine judgement day, I open the door.
Pizza.
Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.
It's late and I got more of them. I just wanted to say hey to all of you quality drunkards.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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- Rye and Coke
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Goddamn, it sucks how easy it is to break something as time goes on. And damn if it didn't have to happen on a free night, I can sympathize.greygoose1 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pmYeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off! I nkow that it gets warm up there, dick. So anyway, Im;a go off for a few lines and, for anyone that doesn't recognize me, that's cool. The MDM saloon doors swing slow and wide, so it's glad to be back and meet you new fellow drunkards.
Physical update: shit. broke my fibula a week before starting a job at where? anybody? Yep, an orthopedic hospital. Now, the fibula is the little ''toothpick' bone that rides behind the big dog (the tibia). This was like straight-up cartoon shit. Scene: Mama Goose and I are watching netflix on a saturday night, daughter goose spending the night at a friend's house. 'round 11:30p I throw in the towel and tell the wifey I'm going to bed. She says she's going to stay up a little while longer, enjoy a few more adult beverages and then come to bed.
Fast > BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! I'm woken by slams on the front door. THe dogs are going apeshit, barking for all they're worth. BAM BAM BAM! I throw on some jeans while trying to run my ass through the family room, trip on our daughter's cello case lying straight up in my path to the front door. I land a little funky on my right leg but I don't think anyting's wrong as I didn't land on my ass. Dogs still barking like it's canine judgement day, I open the door.
Pizza.
Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.
It's late and I got more of them. I just wanted to say hey to all of you quality drunkards.
At least you were properly insulated from the pain thanks to the booze.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
- Badfellow
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
I'll take off the mask if you promise to stop drinking your wife's Zima.greygoose1 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pmYeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off!
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- mistah willies
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Eerily enough; underneath the mask, dude looks exactly like that. But with a tan.Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:15 pmI'll take off the mask if you promise to stop drinking your wife's Zima.greygoose1 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pmYeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off!
Also, it's all bulging biceps beneath the parka. He wears it to not frighten the ladies with all the veins.
*hint: Skype reveals way too much*
- Lush City
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
It's great to read your posts again. Sorry for your accident. Hopefully you can add to this forum more often without injury.greygoose1 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pmYeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off! I nkow that it gets warm up there, dick. So anyway, Im;a go off for a few lines and, for anyone that doesn't recognize me, that's cool. The MDM saloon doors swing slow and wide, so it's glad to be back and meet you new fellow drunkards.
Physical update: shit. broke my fibula a week before starting a job at where? anybody? Yep, an orthopedic hospital. Now, the fibula is the little ''toothpick' bone that rides behind the big dog (the tibia). This was like straight-up cartoon shit. Scene: Mama Goose and I are watching netflix on a saturday night, daughter goose spending the night at a friend's house. 'round 11:30p I throw in the towel and tell the wifey I'm going to bed. She says she's going to stay up a little while longer, enjoy a few more adult beverages and then come to bed.
Fast > BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! I'm woken by slams on the front door. THe dogs are going apeshit, barking for all they're worth. BAM BAM BAM! I throw on some jeans while trying to run my ass through the family room, trip on our daughter's cello case lying straight up in my path to the front door. I land a little funky on my right leg but I don't think anyting's wrong as I didn't land on my ass. Dogs still barking like it's canine judgement day, I open the door.
Pizza.
Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.
It's late and I got more of them. I just wanted to say hey to all of you quality drunkards.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Hopefully you ate the whole pizza so she learned her lesson.greygoose1 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm
Pizza.
Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.
Okole maluna!
- greygoose1
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
That's the shite enna the stick! she ordered half-way descent toppings and the 'jardinerre' shit all over it. look up jardienere and it's damn disgustipating and allsolutely ruins a dam pizza.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:38 amHopefully you ate the whole pizza so she learned her lesson.greygoose1 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:00 pm
Pizza.
Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch.
Anyway, a physical progress update. Just got a total hip replacemet 10/31 (google that shit and you will not want one). went to see the ortho surgreon for follow-up this past Friday and he says 'dam, everthing looks good; just dont' overdo anything and I'lll see you in month'. So I'm thinking awesome, and then i'mtrying to put some damn laundry away that same night, and I had to rotate my right knee (same leg that I got the hip repllacement on) to pick up a pair of socks and I hear this POP. this is the same POP that I heard from my left knee a few years back. So all have to say is, thank you for fermenation and distallation. This POP reveals a mofo ACL tear, which I 'll comfirm tomorrow. Cheers to you, drunkards. Cheers to you!
"...there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink".
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
- Badfellow
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Yo B, you be illin'. It's part of getting older slowly dying. For all of us. I feel for you, hermano.greygoose1 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:12 pmThis POP reveals a mofo ACL tear, which I 'll comfirm tomorrow. Cheers to you, drunkards. Cheers to you!
That's why tonight, at
Shit Talkers Bar & Hole Trumpers
we will be saying a special prayer mantra for ye of little beliefs:
Rev. Tokebias Drunkadiah Badfellow wrote:Drink thee away the pain. Heal thy torn cuffs and thy cartilage by velvet antler shed of elk and thou most holy of pain killers, the Goddess Ethylhotep. May the Great P'chaah, the Dude and Old Dirty Bastard watch over you.
And remember folks: if you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything (I'm pointing at you).
The proprietor has been drinking.
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