HAHA! Yeah ya slacker.
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- Artful Drunktective
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- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit we love:
Michael Biehn's Academy Award crying performances throughout time.
Yep. He's my boyfriend. One of many. :D
Yep. He's my boyfriend. One of many. :D
Okole maluna!
- Badfellow
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Re: Shit we love:
Infiltrating random Christmas parties, especially corporate events.
Step 1: remain unnoticed and uninteresting, do not engage in direct conversation unless absolutely necessary.
Step 2: establish location of liquor assets.
Step 3: lock target, proceed to eliminate.
Step 4: exfiltrate hot zone with "one for the road".
Step 1: remain unnoticed and uninteresting, do not engage in direct conversation unless absolutely necessary.
Step 2: establish location of liquor assets.
Step 3: lock target, proceed to eliminate.
Step 4: exfiltrate hot zone with "one for the road".
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Re: Shit we love:
Step 6: Upon exiting with said "one for the road" full bottle: if questioned, establish that there actually IS a groom at the event. Corporeal exigencies may differ. (Weddings are not always corporate events, but a groom might be handy to know, or in serious cases, assert that you may have indeed become a groom recently)Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:33 pmInfiltrating random Christmas parties, especially corporate events.
Step 1: remain unnoticed and uninteresting, do not engage in direct conversation unless absolutely necessary.
Step 2: establish location of liquor assets.
Step 3: lock target, proceed to eliminate.
Step 4: exfiltrate hot zone with "one for the road".
Step 7: Head to the next event . Bonus 2 lives and seven health points if the event is also in the same conference hotel. 3 lives and ten health points if held in an executive suite. Negative 100 points if you're the only guest, and the dude has duct tape.
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Re: Shit we love:
Getting out of work early on a Friday.
Fuck yes!
Fuck yes!
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Re: Shit we love:
The fact that my house still smells like french toast from this morning. It's a good thing.
Re: Shit we love:
Sending Oettinger ALL the U2 shit I can possibly afford for his birthday.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit we love:
Some people say that he still hasn't found what he's looking for. A simple case of Desire, perhaps?
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit we love:
Did you put more air in the tire yourself? Or was it a divine miracle of inflation?
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Re: Shit we love:
The latter! Halleboozyah.
I think the really cold weather we've had compressed the air, and then when it warmed up recently it returned.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Shit we love:
It's a divine miracle of temperature increase expanding thou atmospheric gases within thy tire!
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit we love:
Seller "NotBono_1234" is offering a collection of 112,000 "Joshua Tree Tour" keychains lovingly rescued from vintage 80's landfills. Classic, sepia tone, bullshit portrait of band. Paper encased in toxic plastic prone to water damage due to shoddy workmanship of Chinese children.
Free shipping to Wupperdupper and greater Dusseldork.
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