Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:39 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:59 pm
Hard before beer, you're in the clear. Beef before hard, you're in the yard.
Beer before booze, you dance like Tom Cruise.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
Wine before liquor, you get sick quicker.
Wine before beer, wait what's happening here?
Liquor before wine, then beer, then liquor, then beer again, then liquor again, then finish the wine, then liquor, then beer, then beer, then liquor, then beer, then beer, shit, out of beer, then finish the liquor. Why am I in these handcuffs, again?
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."
-Charles Bukowski
I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.
The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.