I will never be present on the board often enough and I can not be a real life drunkard any more.
The liquid skies are my favourite kind of lifestyle but I have also made promises (when drunk) that I have to keep now.
If FKR reads this he should strip me of my moderator's rights ASAP and promote a member that is actually able to dedicate to the life of this (fucking fanstastic I love you all weirdos, fuck everything else, remember the first midwest invasion in 2009, wow, I want an another life to live more raw) board.
The board needs the attention and regular drinking that I can not afford anymore.
You're all fantastic fuckers of what life should always be. I hate you for living the life I can't any more. Drink to me please, drink a lot and do good things. Or drink and do bad things that you'll consider as a good reason to do good things next time you're drunk. Or both, or thrice, or tries, or Wednesday, non, no, better Friday but on the American side. Shit, just drink.
Apologies to you all.
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- Mr Boozificator
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Apologies to you all.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Apologies to you all.
Well, I'm relatively new here, so I unfortunately never got a chance to really know you. But I appreciate your spirit and that you were a soldier down for the cause. Speaking for myself, there are no apologies needed. Perhaps your Tour of Duty has come to an end, but it doesn't erase the deeds you've done, the beaches you've stormed, the bottles you've downed.
Here's hoping your reason for departing is a good one. And please know, that no matter what may go on in your life, somewhere there will be people raising a glass to your exploits and myth.
CHEERS!
Here's hoping your reason for departing is a good one. And please know, that no matter what may go on in your life, somewhere there will be people raising a glass to your exploits and myth.
CHEERS!
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Apologies to you all.
Sorry dude, but once you're in it's for life. See that barstool? The one that has "El Boozificator" scratched into it with a dull rusty knife? That is yours for ever and it ain't going nowhere. You can relinquish your mod title and stop going to the meetings but that stool is still right here.
In the future I may sit here drooling at the dark smoky end of the Pub and watch as newbs come in and sit on your stool and urp mixed candy drinks onto their shirt and shit their pants, or young drunk unattended girls may come in looking for suave Frenchmen to moisten their panties, but when you come in the door they will gladly give up that barseat or I will kick them in the pelvis. or larynx, depending on how good my aim is at the time.
There are still some of us who remember your calls form the depths of Africa, the cross country road trips, Ben Hur and Crawfordsville, Muffs N Tails, and the Happy Days Diner. Also the time you saved a monkey's life by pulling him from a noxious 450 degree tent. And drinking Armagnac followed by one thousand cheap watery domestic beers.
You've earned your spot. I'll keep drinkin' for ya.
See ya on open mic night.
In the future I may sit here drooling at the dark smoky end of the Pub and watch as newbs come in and sit on your stool and urp mixed candy drinks onto their shirt and shit their pants, or young drunk unattended girls may come in looking for suave Frenchmen to moisten their panties, but when you come in the door they will gladly give up that barseat or I will kick them in the pelvis. or larynx, depending on how good my aim is at the time.
There are still some of us who remember your calls form the depths of Africa, the cross country road trips, Ben Hur and Crawfordsville, Muffs N Tails, and the Happy Days Diner. Also the time you saved a monkey's life by pulling him from a noxious 450 degree tent. And drinking Armagnac followed by one thousand cheap watery domestic beers.
You've earned your spot. I'll keep drinkin' for ya.
See ya on open mic night.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- NYDingbat
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Re: Apologies to you all.
First of all, shut your bouche. As cohost of the MWIs, I also have fond and fuzzy memories of both. Your clothing's ability to remain unwrinkled despite your best efforts to the contrary certainly still stands out. Thirsty's now famous, "How's it chug?" Get To The Bottom Line Already response after Surreal waxed poetic 10 minutes about the vino from the family vineyard was born there. Too many to name here. Again. We've always got the thread, pictures and our memories to reminisce.
I too remember the calls from the shitholes in Africa - sucked that ya had to be there, but it was always cool to hear from ya!
I liked how aptly Thirsty put it - you'll always have a stool in the bar that belongs to all of us. The one we created in the ether here and reinforced forever in real life. Drop by when you're in the neighborhood, mon ami. First one's on me.
I too remember the calls from the shitholes in Africa - sucked that ya had to be there, but it was always cool to hear from ya!
I liked how aptly Thirsty put it - you'll always have a stool in the bar that belongs to all of us. The one we created in the ether here and reinforced forever in real life. Drop by when you're in the neighborhood, mon ami. First one's on me.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
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Re: Apologies to you all.
Hey no shit! How did this fucker manage to show up every morning after a night of hard core back lot drinking looking so cleaned and pressed? Some kind of weird French self-cleaning trouser technology that has been suppressed by the dry cleaning industry in the U.S. is my best guess. TROUSERS!
TO INFINIDRUNK AND BEYOND!
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- NYDingbat
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Re: Apologies to you all.
No shit, no SHIT! TROUSERS! Damn it, I meant to say "trousers" in my post. Vive les trousers! Vive Capitan Boozie!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:12 amHey no shit! How did this fucker manage to show up every morning after a night of hard core back lot drinking looking so cleaned and pressed? Some kind of weird French self-cleaning trouser technology that has been suppressed by the dry cleaning industry in the U.S. is my best guess. TROUSERS!
TO INFINIDRUNK AND BEYOND!
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
Re: Apologies to you all.
Too bad, I hope it`s nothing health related.
You`ll be always welcomed back.
Last round is on me
You`ll be always welcomed back.
Last round is on me
Drink!
- Mr Boozificator
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Re: Apologies to you all.
Thank you my friends for your kind words, and no, my health is in no danger (which is really weird considering the life I live), it's just a matter of soldiering around with big responsibilities that I never thought I would get.
I want to drink with you all so much. Forever preferably. Oh, and just for the record, I still have those trousers on the picture and they still look fucking dashing.
Have a gallon of random brown liquor on me.
I want to drink with you all so much. Forever preferably. Oh, and just for the record, I still have those trousers on the picture and they still look fucking dashing.
Have a gallon of random brown liquor on me.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Apologies to you all.
Well it sucks that you can't booze it up the way you used to but as the others stated you are welcome here anytime. Stop in and visit often. you can live vicariously through us and our abused livers.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- mistah willies
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Re: Apologies to you all.
Always DRINK! with those who will drink with you, ya salty bastard.Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:00 pmThank you my friends for your kind words, and no, my health is in no danger (which is really weird considering the life I live), it's just a matter of soldiering around with big responsibilities that I never thought I would get.
I want to drink with you all so much. Forever preferably. Oh, and just for the record, I still have those trousers on the picture and they still look fucking dashing.
Have a gallon of random brown liquor on me.
As Thirsty said, your pub bar stool is etched with your name.
Palinka would approve of sitting on your name.
BOIRE!
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Re: Apologies to you all.
Here's to you, Boozy. I still hope we can get a drink again at some point and reminisce about the Triple C journeys through Manchester, Edinburgh and Belfast. Hope that everything else in life is glowing for you. Take care, my friend.
Re: Apologies to you all.
I’ll second Shane’s sentiments there Boozi - all the best to you. I hope you still check in regularly to sound off about the world in your own inimitable way!
Visiting Bordeaux at some point in the future when this shit storm has passed over it’s still very much in my plans. So if and when that happens it would be great to catch up and you can meet the little Tomodons!
Cheers.
Visiting Bordeaux at some point in the future when this shit storm has passed over it’s still very much in my plans. So if and when that happens it would be great to catch up and you can meet the little Tomodons!
Cheers.
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Re: Apologies to you all.
Hey, El B!
I’ll never forget the evening you showed up at the band camp I was teaching at in the mountains near Bordeaux. You brought some great wine!
Cheers always, mon ami!
I’ll never forget the evening you showed up at the band camp I was teaching at in the mountains near Bordeaux. You brought some great wine!
Cheers always, mon ami!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Apologies to you all.
It seems I've come back a month too late. If you read this,it has been a pleasure Sir.
Fair seas and one last Cheers.
Fair seas and one last Cheers.
BMMS is wrong.
LoJ 917
WWDJFD?
LoJ 917
WWDJFD?
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Re: Apologies to you all.
Um, yep. I recall this crazy. Missed your french ass!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:12 amHey no shit! How did this fucker manage to show up every morning after a night of hard core back lot drinking looking so cleaned and pressed? Some kind of weird French self-cleaning trouser technology that has been suppressed by the dry cleaning industry in the U.S. is my best guess. TROUSERS!
TO INFINIDRUNK AND BEYOND!