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Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations
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Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations
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Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations
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Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations
You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
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Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations
Hell yes! With a home made Aunt Bea Breakfast and then send you on your way to do it all over again.!Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 amYou also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
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Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations
This is my retirement plans when we move to Tennessee. Small town, get to know the local fuzz and buy a donkey to ride. I'm gold.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:26 amHell yes! With a home made Aunt Bea Breakfast and then send you on your way to do it all over again.!Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 amYou also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations
I've seen that show a few times. It's kind of an old people's show. I think I know the character you mentioned, Otis, but more than that I didn't see any toilet in the cell the times I watched. I also remember telling a friend that. I say this because the times I was in "time out" I couldn't shit in front of people so I eventually was taken to the infirmary...and the end of this will be for another time.Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 amYou also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
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I agreeMissFit wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:37 pmI've seen that show a few times. It's my favorite. I think I just shit my pants. I'm an idiot.Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 amYou also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
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^^^ that was the funniest of the bunch.
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Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations
Aha, So I guess this is a thing.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'