LOL, like that hasn't happen to just about everyone.think you need some. Kelly or MissFlorida or Divasnitch. I did some research myself. Some BFF stripper-friend of your`s must`ve taken a photo after you crashed hard following an 18 hour shift of lapdancing in a retirement home doing molly and jelloshots:
WTF?
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Been there, done that.....more than once!
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I can honestly say I've never pissed myself while drunk. I feel a trophy is in order.
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Hey. That's like a passport image. We need to protect personal indemnification here, pal.
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Really? I've done it at least 4 times in the past 8 years. I seem to do it while out of town. Oceanside, San Diego, Pismo Beach, New Orleans.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:09 pmI can honestly say I've never pissed myself while drunk. I feel a trophy is in order.
For some reason, I always thinks it's funny.
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Random fact: you that song by corey hart sunglasses at night? So during the chorus i've always heard him singing "don't masturbate with the guys in shade, hold on"
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Random fact: My sister-in-law thought "Hold me close my tiny dacer" was "Hold me close my Tony Danza"oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:56 pmRandom fact: you that song by corey hart sunglasses at night? So during the chorus i've always heard him singing "don't masturbate with the guys in shade, hold on"
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It's a dead-board.MissFit wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 2:16 pmI joined this forum under mistaken circumstances but figured I would try to fit in and maybe after seeing (or at minimum hear bullshit drinking adventures) it would convince me to quit drinking. Just the opposite, I find myself drinking the same if not more. Maybe the problem here that no one seems to give two shits anymore about posting. When I sign on I'm usually the only one on the board. Now there are 84 unregistered users and me. WTF? Doesn't anyone give a shit why this forum exists? And, don't give me this bullshit that you're either too drunk or hungover to post. I think this place has gone belly up. From the looks of it at one time years ago things were pretty lively, now it seems a chore to post. Maybe the XXX forum is just what we need to spice things up, if there are any of you that actually had or have any stories or suggestions or pics to share.
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I take exception to that, kind sir! This board is alive and well, just on multiple levels. We are on Skype, Facebook, Twitter, we are universal!!!!Rooster wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:34 pmIt's a dead-board.MissFit wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 2:16 pmI joined this forum under mistaken circumstances but figured I would try to fit in and maybe after seeing (or at minimum hear bullshit drinking adventures) it would convince me to quit drinking. Just the opposite, I find myself drinking the same if not more. Maybe the problem here that no one seems to give two shits anymore about posting. When I sign on I'm usually the only one on the board. Now there are 84 unregistered users and me. WTF? Doesn't anyone give a shit why this forum exists? And, don't give me this bullshit that you're either too drunk or hungover to post. I think this place has gone belly up. From the looks of it at one time years ago things were pretty lively, now it seems a chore to post. Maybe the XXX forum is just what we need to spice things up, if there are any of you that actually had or have any stories or suggestions or pics to share.
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I'm 60 years old, and I'll be 61 in June, so there are some of us that are survivors. Being a drunk takes stamina and vision.Rooster wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:34 pmIt's a dead-board.MissFit wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 2:16 pmI joined this forum under mistaken circumstances but figured I would try to fit in and maybe after seeing (or at minimum hear bullshit drinking adventures) it would convince me to quit drinking. Just the opposite, I find myself drinking the same if not more. Maybe the problem here that no one seems to give two shits anymore about posting. When I sign on I'm usually the only one on the board. Now there are 84 unregistered users and me. WTF? Doesn't anyone give a shit why this forum exists? And, don't give me this bullshit that you're either too drunk or hungover to post. I think this place has gone belly up. From the looks of it at one time years ago things were pretty lively, now it seems a chore to post. Maybe the XXX forum is just what we need to spice things up, if there are any of you that actually had or have any stories or suggestions or pics to share.
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Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:01 pmI take exception to that, kind sir! This board is alive and well, just on multiple levels. We are on Skype, Facebook, Twitter, we are universal!!!!
Drink up, the world is watching!
The world is dry and thirsty, tip a glass, the world is dying!
We are the last bastion of truth and the reality of the individual and his or her desires.
We are all that's left.
Drink up!
Never quit. DRINK!
Btw, I've been told that there are plenty of XXX sites out there. This place however, spambots are play-things, with the links broken or deleted.
Trolls are a hoot. But they never last.
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I've got two women on the hook now. One is 35 and drop dead gorgeous. The other is my age but she's a cooking machine and bakes me pot cookies from weed she grows herself. I've got game. I just need to get this virus shit to go away so I can do more scoring.
Fuck you COVID-19! Get past this bitch!
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Fuck you COVID-19! Get past this bitch!
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