Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Replaced the light socket in the bathroom. This building was built back in 1925, so the fixture is damb near a century old. It was not a standard light socket. It had a spring snap that is inserted into a rectangle in the fixture instead of screwing in like light sockets today. I was able to find a replacement at the local hardware store, searching online was fruitless. I almost gave up and called the landlord, I'm glad I didn't. As a renter, I do not want to be the squeaky wheel. I want to be known as the tenant who never calls. As a reward for a job well done, I'm going to drink this sour-ass boxed wine.
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No be a pestHugh wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 3:58 pmReplaced the light socket in the bathroom. This building was built back in 1925, so the fixture is damb near a century old. It was not a standard light socket. It had a spring snap that is inserted into a rectangle in the fixture instead of screwing in like light sockets today. I was able to find a replacement at the local hardware store, searching online was fruitless. I almost gave up and called the landlord, I'm glad I didn't. As a renter, I do not want to be the squeaky wheel. I want to be known as the tenant who never calls. As a reward for a job well done, I'm going to drink this sour-ass boxed wine.
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One of the lights went out in my refrigerator. I have to pull the cover and screw out the burnt out bulb and read what the specs are to buy a new one. Had a bunch of spare light bulbs stowed away in the hall closet at one time and now I don't know where they are because they are no longer there. Yeah, I guess my intoxication is showing.Hugh wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 3:58 pmReplaced the light socket in the bathroom. This building was built back in 1925, so the fixture is damb near a century old. It was not a standard light socket. It had a spring snap that is inserted into a rectangle in the fixture instead of screwing in like light sockets today. I was able to find a replacement at the local hardware store, searching online was fruitless. I almost gave up and called the landlord, I'm glad I didn't. As a renter, I do not want to be the squeaky wheel. I want to be known as the tenant who never calls. As a reward for a job well done, I'm going to drink this sour-ass boxed wine.
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Moved some rocks. They were like 400 pounds. Nice reminder for "smoking doesn`t enhance your endurance"
Oh and barfed on my fresh out the laundry sweatpants, changed and smeared drunken food on another pair, that brilliancy alone puts me somewhere between Einstein and Newton
Oh and barfed on my fresh out the laundry sweatpants, changed and smeared drunken food on another pair, that brilliancy alone puts me somewhere between Einstein and Newton
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Oettinger von Einstein pukes on sweatpants. Hell yeah.
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Yep. Once again...OvE the pant-less Sasquatch. To quote der Badfellow.
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LMAO!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2020 3:56 pmYep. Once again...OvE the pant-less Sasquatch. To quote der Badfellow.
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So I went out for beer and liquor. I got a couple of 1.75's of Polish vodka and a 1.75 of Kraken. Then I scored two cases of OV but I lost my shit when I had to sign for the beer. I mean I had to SIGN for beer but NOT liquor? Funk that. I left my nitrile gloves on the floor. Let them pick that shit up.
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Lets see. My last few weeks were comprised of .. Bootlegging alcohol from another state as me Governor is an incompetent twat. Putting in a garden so I can live with out a job. Fighting jumbo corporations who close down their garden center( talking about you Wal-Cunt). Supporting local anything rather than conglomerate corporate twat weasels
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This morning I looked in the mirror and nearly puked! I'm getting fat, I need a haircut and my blood pressure is soaring because I'm so pissed off. I'm under house arrest because of our greasy wop Mayor extending the shutdown until August! Have a nice day!
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I spent half the day sitting outside getting wasted
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Got most of my pepper plants outside. Sipping bourbon in the garden is very nice.
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I hear ya man. I've got a bit of a whiskey/190 gut going on.
Need to pack in some runs. Maybe some Prancercise will do the trick for you?
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Wow! What a gorgeous older babe! I would do some intense exercises with her any day! That would turn my day around guaranteed.Nausea wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 5:37 pmI hear ya man. I've got a bit of a whiskey/190 gut going on.
Need to pack in some runs. Maybe some Prancercise will do the trick for you?
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